The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[PatBenatar1]

Unfortunately, he was but you wouldn't realize that for another ten years.  

[TxTiNK]

Fortunately, you are about to be on a new reality show of the bachelorette ... called "crowns and septers" and your bachelor choices are all royalty.

 

[PatBenatar1]

Unfortunately they will never become kings because in order to be on the show they had to renounce the throne.  

[TxTiNK]

Fortunately there are a few with accents that really get to you!!

 

[LivelyDaydreamer]

Unfortunately the guy that you can only really understand isn't very polite.  

[TxTiNK]

Fortunately the producer is kind, polite, understandable and a hottie!!

 

[LivelyDaydreamer]

Unfortunately the show goes under new management.  

[PatBenatar1]

Fortunately the new producer is just as kind, polite and hot  

[TxTiNK]

Unfortunately he id married!

 

[PatBenatar1]

Fortunately his marriage is on the rocks and her is planning on filing for divorce  

[TxTiNK]

Fortunately, you're a divorce lawyer.

 

[PatBenatar1]

unfortunately he's changed his mind and decided to stay with his wife...  

[coughtions]

Fortunately, the wife is gullible.  

[LivelyDaydreamer]

Unfortunately he doesn't believe in lying to his wife.  

[TxTiNK]

Fortunately, you have morals and a little more pride in yourself and wouldn't have wanted to mess around with a married man anyway, especially one who is clearly conflicted!