The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[LivelyDaydreamer]

Fortunately your moving, so the drought means nothing to you.  

[PatBenatar1]

Unfortunately you're moving to the desert.  

[SB_Kyoko-Chan]

Fortunately, you find an oasis to drink from

 

[PatBenatar1]

Unfortunately the water tastes funny.  

[TxTiNK]

Fortunately, you look up and notice a couple of clowns sitting in the oasis ... now you know why the water tastes funny...

 

[PatBenatar1]

TxTiNK

rofl Have you ever heard the cheesey joke about clowns tasting funny? It goes like this "two cannibals were eating a clown, one turned to the other and said, does this taste funny to you?" A paramedic told me that once to cheer me up when I was in the hospital he told me a few others too, the funny thing is he was bringing another patient in to the hospital and not me, he had just happened to see me laying in the bed next to the patient he brought in. Anyway got off topic sorry...

Unfortunately these clowns don't like you drinking from their oasis  

[TxTiNK]

( @ Ms. B: Actually that was the joke I had in mind... my hubby and I always reference back to that when we happen to say something tastes funny. Paramedics can be so funny... and flirtatious. redface But they do help get your mind off of things... sorry I have been absent more than around lately... I was ill and a bit down for a few days and then last night we went and picked up my 17 year old to spend most of the summer with us. She's my baby and we have allowed her to live with friends so she can continue in her school and my Alma Mater! She's the only one I could get back home before starting high school and it means a lot to both of us, but hard to live without her, since she is my "baby". So you can imagine how awesome it is to have her here with me!! Okay... back on topic as well...)

Fortunately you have a super long straw and can hide behind the bush while sipping that funny stuff!!

PatBenatar1

TxTiNK

rofl Have you ever heard the cheesey joke about clowns tasting funny? It goes like this "two cannibals were eating a clown, one turned to the other and said, does this taste funny to you?" A paramedic told me that once to cheer me up when I was in the hospital he told me a few others too, the funny thing is he was bringing another patient in to the hospital and not me, he had just happened to see me laying in the bed next to the patient he brought in. Anyway got off topic sorry...

Unfortunately these clowns don't like you drinking from their oasis

 

[PatBenatar1]

TxTiNK

( @ Ms. B: Actually that was the joke I had in mind... my hubby and I always reference back to that when we happen to say something tastes funny. Paramedics can be so funny... and flirtatious. redface But they do help get your mind off of things... sorry I have been absent more than around lately... I was ill and a bit down for a few days and then last night we went and picked up my 17 year old to spend most of the summer with us. She's my baby and we have allowed her to live with friends so she can continue in her school and my Alma Mater! She's the only one I could get back home before starting high school and it means a lot to both of us, but hard to live without her, since she is my "baby". So you can imagine how awesome it is to have her here with me!! Okay... back on topic as well...)

Fortunately you have a super long straw and can hide behind the bush while sipping that funny stuff!!

yes they can be very good at keeping your mind off things. No worries glad your daughters home with you.

Unfortunately one of the clowns chews through your straw.  

[TxTiNK]

Fortunately he had gum...err "laughy taffy" in his mouth and it sealed the hole.

 

[PatBenatar1]

Unfortunately he noticed his "laughy taffy" was now on a mysterious straw, he shrugs, steals the straw and sucks on it.  

[Tera Windstar]

fortunately it came free in now time  

[kanxiaru]

Unfortunately a magical wizard appears out of no where and seals you in his tower!  

[PatBenatar1]

fortunately he left the door unlocked!  

[Cognitohazard]

★
Unfortunately, he freezes your feet with an ice spell.
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[PatBenatar1]

Fortunately there were many fireplaces in the room and they quickly melt the ice.