Corrupt-A-Wish

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted, you end up flying upwards right into space

I wish humans could teleport to other civilised planets filled with friendly aliens, and be able to teleport back  

[nedozuki_88]

granted, but everytime you teleport to a other planet, you must leave a human, and take an alien home with you, which means that our planet eventually gets populated by just aliens... *breaths

i wish that i could go trick or treating this year  

[invisible-weirdo]

Granted but you don't get any candy. You just get like...apples and toothpaste and crap like that...

...I wish my social life wasn't nonexistent over here gonk  

[nedozuki_88]

granted, but now your life is so hecktic that you eventually go crazy and kill your social life

I wish that i didnt have so much homework! stressed  

[Lobo-chan]

Granted, a rabid badger ate it. Try telling that to your teacher... sweatdrop

I wish that it wasn't so cold right now...  

[nedozuki_88]

granted, you are wrapped up in a whole~ bunch of winter wear, that you cannot move a single inch anymore ^_^

I wish that i wernt so sore right now from glomping game... cool  

[Chemmon]

U have been given Novocain all through ur body and have been put in a bathtub that is running with water and drowned.

i wish i could get a date.
ninja  

[Lobo-chan]

Granted, you have a date with Destiny... Stupid 'saving the world' thing and all...

I wish that I had some ice cream right now ^.^

 

[nedozuki_88]

granted, it teleported onto your head, and now you have brain freez >W<

I wish had a cell phone  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Graned, the first call you get is from a girl, who says "seven days" and you have no idea where you put that tape

I wish I was in Singapore right now...  

[nedozuki_88]

granted, but its not actually singapore, its a live concert where you sing about a pore

i wish for a frilly skirt X3  

[Chemmon]

granted, but it gets caught in a machine and kills you

i wish for $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
ninja  

[invisible-weirdo]

Yeah but they spontaneously combust as soon as you touch them 3nodding

I wish I could control time so I could get a little more of it >.< If that makes any sense...  

[Saverio C.]

Granted, but you go mad with power cuaseing a group of unlikely heroes to quest to stop you. They succeed

I wish that my wish wouldn't be corrupted!  

[invisible-weirdo]

Granted. Your wish of your wish remaining pure and uncorrupted is given to you.
Unfortunately, your computer is going to explode once you finish reading this sentence so that really doesn't do you much good does it? (In retrospect, maybe you should've actually wished for something. Then you'd still have a computer and you might not be dead. Not too likely though...)

^.^ I wish I could stop procrastinating~