Why Did You Divorce the Person Above You?

[Red Glacier]

You wouldn't let me cannibalize our annoying neighbors gonk  

[YunieCookie]

You didn't properly appreciate my love of Monty Python.
emo  

[Koneko Midoria]

That's not true!

I just couldn't stand you quoting it every day of the week.
Seriously, I love Monty Python too, just there's a time and a place for everything.
You just didn't understand.

;w;

 

[blue0212]

Whenever we speak, I find a death bubble hanging over my head.  

[Red Glacier]

You let the weeds get out of hand  

[pickle relish]

Your hair is prettier than mine. Boys kept hitting on you. ;-;  

[Kalstolyn]

You won't let me touch you! I SWEAR I won't turn you into a vampire-zombie-pirate, HONEST!  

[Phaeton]

When did? Why? Um... Is eternity too long? We un-live too long. I think that was the reason.  

[blue0212]

You make every day feel like a funeral.  

[GuillotineGirl]

You kept hitting me in the head with a baseball. gonk Ouch.  

[blue0212]

I couldn't stand the scent of garlic every day.  

[Elcia]

It was the birds. I like critters as much as the next girl, but the noise, the clean up ,there where just too many birds @.@  

[Arcanas]

you always turn the light off! You know I like it with the light on!  

[blue0212]

You know I always hated the smell of cigars, yet you still smoke!!!And you're a guy, so marrying you feels kinda awkward.  

[Sentama Lin]

Me tired of hunting for man all the time. When was last time man bring sabre-tooth tiger home for food? Man just play with balls all day.