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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 7:07 pm
problem: you're out of bubblewrap. crying
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 7:15 pm
Go out and buy some more. They're on sale!
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:26 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:44 am
assault your entire body with microwaves until boils sprout all over it, turning your very skin into bubblewrap.
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:55 am
Problem: someone set you on fire.
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:16 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:08 am
Set THEM on fire. Misery loves company.
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 8:56 pm
Stand around and slowly burn to death.
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 12:43 pm
Problem: Lady GaGa has stolen a number of random items from your house so she can make an outfit out of them !
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 7:41 pm
Ask her nicely to put them back or at least give you credit. Otherwise you will be forced to sue and neither of you want that.
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 12:35 pm
Go after her, knock her to the ground and take the stuff promptly back !
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:36 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 4:18 pm
Problem: Howie Mandel is a very annoying judge on America's Got Talent and he's making the show unwatchable !
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:25 pm
Send a letter to the studio that runs the show requesting that he be replaced by a different judge.
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