The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game

[Eternal Rebellion]

Fortunately, your friends moved away.  

[Ice-Kitty472]

unfortunatly, your friends lost all their money in a casino by betting it, they then remembered that you still owe them money so decided that they had to come back and get it to pay their debt xp  

[Cawnstellation]

Fortunately, they got stabbed in the back by a hobo who wanted their clothes. stare They were left naked on the street.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

War is a game

Unfortunately for the hobo, he was shot dead by police officers when he resisted arrest and attempted to flee the scene of the crime.

Played with a smile

 

[asmindys]

Fortunately, the stolen clothes were still wearable!

 

[lllicit]

{ ✖ ▬▬▬▬▬ ✖ } ｡ ｡ ｡

→ Unfortunately, they had holes in them.

 

[Eternal Rebellion]

Fortunately, your Grandma lent you her sewing machine.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Rage courses in every heart

Unfortunately, you do not know how to use it.

Yearning to betray its rational prison

 

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

Fortunately, it comes with a manual.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

Unfortunately, the manual is in Latin. (Don't you hate it when that happens?!)  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Words are a waste of time

Fortunately, you own a Latin to English translating book.

Destruction is a language everyone understands

 

[Aidensnumberonefan]

Unfortunately, all but two pages are ripped out of the book.  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

Fortunately, those two pages are a super condensed version of the whole dictionary. The letters are so tiny you need a microscope to read them, but it still works.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

Unfortunately, an unsuspecting earthquake broke the small, but impressive magnifying glass.  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

Fortunately, even though the magnifying glass broke, you still have the microscope you needed. xd