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Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 7:00 pm
Then you would need to repeatedly hit yourself in the face with a frying pan.
If someone told an offensive joke...
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 9:20 am
The person would be killed on the spot.
If I went tanning in a hair salon.
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 8:46 pm
then you would get lighter, as hair/fur is only bleached by UV light.
if i suddenly became an unusually chipper person
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 9:14 pm
I'd have you interrogated to see what you did with the real doglover. Latex gloves and Madonna films will be involved.
If you were informed you would be getting that type of interrogation...
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 6:55 am
I'd jump in front of a moving car and if I survived and ended up in the hospitol, I'd jump out the window.... I think.
If I thought this was the "ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" game...
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 1:28 pm
... Other game regulars will try to murder you with sentiment and name-calling 3nodding
If the pool party that I arranged succeeded after all... WITHOUT Me able to join in...
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 7:16 pm
Ayame is gonna need to smack a b***h.
If you listened to a really good song and then found out it came from a really horrible film...
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 9:33 pm
I'd want to watch the horrible film.
If I haunted my current house...
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 9:34 am
...Your family will live in the guest house` biggrin
If I said you were gay on national television....
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 11:03 pm
...I would smack you upside the head for telling a lie.
If you were mugged of all of your shirts...
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 9:42 am
...Then it'd be like nothing happened~ biggrin
If I tried to seduce you...
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 9:45 am
...Then I would threaten you with a sword, and probably try to hide the fact I enjoyed being seduced. But then again who doesn't? xD
If I tried to kill you...
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 11:10 am
...I'd pull that sword of yours back and hug you, hoping for a change of heart...
If all people here started morphing into something else....
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 11:44 am
they would turn into bunnies.
if the internet dies....
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 1:03 pm
Then I would go read a book or play an rpg, or idk go on a walk xD.
If Obama raped your mother
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