Wishing game

[umi505]

Granted, the fish will be man-eating and eat you slowly and painfuly

I wish my hands didn't feel sticky...  

[bellpepper]

Granted and you wash them, but they become even stickier and stickier, until they stick together and you can never use them again.

I wish I had more pairs of chopsticks...  

[raytray]

Granted, but you can't remember how to use them.

I wish that I knew what I was looking for.  

[Siani]

Granted, but then you find out that there's no possible way you could get it.

I wish that I had a boy to match these pants... but not one who wants to get in them all the time.  

[raytray]

Granted, you get a male dog next tuesday.

I wish that I could be less skinny.  

[Saverio C.]

How dose it feel to be bigger than the mcdonalds lesbians?

I wish my acne would go away  

[raytray]

Granted, instead of acne, you have herpes.

I wish that I had enough money to buy what I wanted.  

[Siani]

Granted, but then you get extremely intoxicated one night and decide that you want to see what all of it would look like when doused with gasoline and lit with a match.

I wish that Dan would stop using my excuses and be a man.  

[Royal_Bet]

Granted but then Dan dies in a car accident

I wish that people would get along better...  

[[damaged roses]]

Granted, but then a meteorite hits Earth, spinning it off its axel, killing everyone on it.

I wish people would bring back Pluto as a planet.  

[Royal_Bet]

Granted, but it is later destroyed by several core explosions inside Pluto.

I wish that I could get 1000000000000000000000 gold right now...  

[Trish the Stalker]

Granted but your account gets banned so you never get to use it.

I wish I had gone to class so I didn't fail this test today.  

[Royal_Bet]

Granted, but you fail it anyway.

I wish that my account would never get banned...  

[turdle boi]

^Your wish is my command, but all your friends will leave for different reasons and you'll be all alone

<>I wish to find a really cool picture that can describe both my sides  

[Royal_Bet]

Granted, but you find out that you don't like what describes your sides and you decide to go crazy instead. blaugh

I wish that none of my friends would leave me...