-.- The Blame Game

[Large Inmate]

Because your daddy says it doesn't.

Why are there so many emoticons?  

[Vindictive Vampiress]

because gaian mods said so.

Why should I worship waffles?  

[fullmetal-hero]

because they're lonely!
why are there so many words in songs  

[Prinniesdood]

It is so that you are moved emotionally; whether it moves you with anger, sadness, happiness, etc. is entirely up to the one who wrote and played the song.

So, who done it?  

[Taeryyn]

The butler, of course.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? mad  

[pickle relish]

Me, sorry. xd


Who made up this retarded "Line Rollering Simulation" I'm doing?  

[Alarias]

The devil.

Why don't I have any cereal?  

[pickle relish]

Because I ate it all, sorry.

Why is my English teacher an idiot?  

[Alarias]

Because they were hit too many times in the head as a child.

Why am I hungry?  

[pickle relish]

Because you haven't eaten yet.

Why am I bored?  

[Alarias]

Because I haven't entertained you yet.

Who took my magic cards?  

[Prinniesdood]

It was the one armed man.

Who slayed the the cyclops?  

[Trish the Stalker]

It was a pickled pepper that Peter Piper picked.

Why does dealing with money have to be so hard?  

[Alarias]

It's probably the Devil's fault. (he's a naughty boy)

Why is my sleeping pattern all screwed up?  

[Prinniesdood]

DX Bah! You're not the only one with a messed up sleep pattern! I blame teh Boogie Man and the Sandman. They're in cohoots with each other in peoples dreams.

Who that person walkin' down Seventh LA?