Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game

[jarrad148]

because If they didn't we would be knee deep in dog poo (ha get it).


what happened to all the chickens?  

[shadowrune]

They crossed the road.

What is the question?  

[Kusaragi]

^ That one...

Why is the answer 42?  

[Kerrigan_dragon]

Because 69 would be too obvious.

What does "the" mean?  

[Kusaragi]

1.)Denoting one or more people or things already mentioned or assumed to be common knowledge.

Why are Jelly Beans© called Jelly Beans©?  

[Dawna Celeste]

Because they are copyrighted.

Why aren't microwaves micro-sized?  

[shadowrune]

They are, compared to radio waves, which were discovered first.

Why the hell did I just give a logical not-stupid answer?  

[Elcia]

Because intelegence kicked in.

Why is there always so little time?  

[Kire Kaysan]

Because time has been shrinking due to mutation caused by increases of radition.

Why do dogs lift the leg to pee?  

[Elcia]

Because wet dog smells bad enough you don't want .... we'll I think you know where this will go. sweatdrop

Why are smily faces yellow confused ?  

[Kalib]

Because they caught a disease from being spread to too many people.

Why do heroes go on quests?  

[Lobo-chan]

Because all stories need a plot to sell, and quests just happen to be big plot-moving devices...

Would you rather read a story about a guy going to work and having an average day and then coming home to eat spagetti?  

[Large Inmate]

That's the most entertaining story I've ever heard.

How did a chip become a chip?  

[shadowrune]

A chip got chipped from a chip in the chip.
Try saying that five times fast.

Why is everything made in China?  

[Counterfeit Nikkel]

Because Japan is too busy playing video games.

Why do camels spit on you?