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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 12:36 pm
1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door. Mostly it's because I've managed to push instead of pulling on the door 2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. 3. [x] I have choked on my own spit 4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw it once 5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. 6. [x] I have caught something on fire..... Mostly on purpose, like candles, but I lost my eyelashes once . . . 7. [x] I've told a cop to ******** off. He was an a**. What can I say?! 8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth. 9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. 10. [x] I've caught myself drooling... 11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion 12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. I've grown out of this, thankfully 13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times. I've tried to send people down them, does that count? 14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. Frequently 15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. 16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow. I considered it . . . 17. [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. 18. [x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice" My mom's hard of hearing, so . . . I never learned to use my inside voice . . . 19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking 20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes 21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. 22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less 23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. Eventually I'll get my cleaning done . . . 24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will happen if I don't. 25. [x] I've removed my pants when I was with friends. I have an excuse . . . I was in the hospital, in labor! 26. [x] I've ran around naked when I was with friends See above 27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. Many times 28. [x] I "accidentally break" a lot of things. 29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me. No, but I'm bad about using them on my friends . . . 30. [x] I put my head to the side when I'm confused. 31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. Quite frequently 32. [x] I've fallen off of my chair before. 33. [x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. Insomnia makes you do stupid things . . .
I am 66% stupid
But mostly because I'm sleep-deprived . . . yeah, that's the excuse I'll use . . .
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:12 am
Make Sure To Copy And Paste On A New Message So You Can X the Boxes
Check in the boxes what you have done...
1. [ x] I have walked into a glass/screen door. 2. [ x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. 3. [ x] I have choked on my own spit 4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw it once 5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. 6. [ x] I have caught something on fire..... 7. [ ] I've told a cop to ******** off. 8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth. 9. [ x I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. 10. [ x] I've caught myself drooling... 11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion 12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. > 13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times. 14. [ x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. > 15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. 16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow. 17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. 18. [ x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice" 19. [ x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. 20. [ x] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes 21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. 22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less 23. [ x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. 24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will happen if I don't. 25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends. 26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends 27. [ ] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. Many times 28. [ x] I "accidentally break" a lot of things. 29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me. 30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused. 31. [ ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. 32. [ x] I've fallen off of my chair before. 33. [ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE.
Repost this as "I am 39% stupid"
I'm actually surprised I didn't get a higher percentage xd lol.
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:31 pm
1. [x ] I have walked into a glass/screen door. 2. [ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. 3. [ ] I have choked on my own spit 4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw it once 5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. 6. [x ] I have caught something on fire..... 7. [ ] I've told a cop to f**k off. 8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth. 9. [x ] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. 10. [x ] I've caught myself drooling... 11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion 12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. > 13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times. 14. [x ] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. > 15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. 16. [x ] I just tried to lick my elbow. 17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. 18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice" 19. [ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. 20. [x ] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes 21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. 22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less 23. [ ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. 24. [x ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will happen if I don't. 25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends. 26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends 27. [ ] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. Many times 28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things. 29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me. 30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused. 31. [ ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. 32. [x ] I've fallen off of my chair before. 33. [x ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 10:09 am
1. [ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door. 2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. 3. [ ] I have choked on my own spit 4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw it once 5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. 6. [x] I have caught something on fire..... 7. [x] I've told a cop to ******** off. To be exact I said that in my opinion he could screw himself wich is legal to say because of the freedom of opinions. 8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth. 9. [xxxxxx] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.Way to much. 10. [x] I've caught myself drooling...while attempting to keep a whole popsicle in my mouth for the whole recess 11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion 12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. > 13. [x]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.though I can be witty and say I WALK through them all the time I also go through one all the time with my bicycle because it's quicker 14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. > 15. [x] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. This is a fact so why does it make me stupid 16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow. 17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. 18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice" 19. [ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. 20. [ ] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes 21. [x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.Don't do wheelies over bumpy roads 22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less 23. [ ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. 24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will happen if I don't. 25. [x] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.Hey that's what you get when your friends are on the same Korfbal team and you are finished and need to put on your kilt again 26. [x] I've ran around naked when I was with friends.Why does this make me stupid? 27. [ ] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. Many times 28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things. 29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me. 30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused. 31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking can't even count how many times about. 32. [ ] I've fallen off of my chair before. 33. [x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.I used to do but my new ceiling has no textures
Repost this as "I am 33% stupid"
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 10:19 am
1. [x ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.- Kinda like those windex curmicals 2. [x ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. 3. [x ] I have choked on my own spit- 4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. 5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. 6. [x ] I have caught something on fire.....- My friends sleeping bag, and my pants leg. 7. [ ] I've told a cop to ******** off. 8. [x ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.- was staring at the movie screen. 9. [x ] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.- this happens so many times its ridiculous. 10. [x ] I've caught myself drooling...-- no particular reason 11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion 12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. > 13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times. 14. [x ] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. >- um... what was I doing? 15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.- I fell for that the first time... but not this time stupidity quiz. 16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow. 17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. 18. [x ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice" 19. [x ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. 20. [x ] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes 21. [x ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. 22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less 23. [ ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. 24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will happen if I don't. 25. [x ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends. 26. [x ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends 27. [x ] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. Many times 28. [x ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things. banned from chemistry lab. 29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me. 30. [x ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused. 31. [x ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.Once I was walking into a barber shop and I was like "hey cut my hair" then he promptly said..... wait, where was I goin with this? 32. [x ] I've fallen off of my chair before. 33. [x ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
I'm 63% stupid. This is real accurate.
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 1:54 pm
1. [X] I have walked into a glass/screen door. 2. [X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. 3. [ ] I have choked on my own spit 4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw it once 5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. 6. [X] I have caught something on fire..... 7. [ ] I've told a cop to ******** off. 8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth. 9. [X] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. 10. [X] I've caught myself drooling... 11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion 12. [X] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. > 13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times. 14. [ ] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. > 15. [X] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. 16. [X] I just tried to lick my elbow. 17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. 18. [X] People often tell me to use my "inside voice" 19. [X] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. 20. [ ] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes 21. [X] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. 22. [X] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less 23. [X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. 24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will happen if I don't. 25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends. 26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends 27. [X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. Many times 28. [X] I "accidentally break" a lot of things. 29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me. 30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused. 31. [X] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. 32. [X] I've fallen off of my chair before. 33. [X] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
I am 54% stupid
well that's kind of harsh cry I was accepted to G.A.T.E. & I have an I.Q. higher than the average adult, & I'm only 14 dramallama I have a 13.0 reading level 3nodding
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 8:16 pm
Im only 33% stupid ^_^. I think I did well.
1. [ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door. 2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. 3. [x] I have choked on my own spit 4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw it once 5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. 6. [ ] I have caught something on fire..... 7. [ ] I've told a cop to f**k off. 8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth. 9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. 10. [x] I've caught myself drooling... 11. [x] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion 12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. > 13. [x]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times. 14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. > 15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. 16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow. 17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. 18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice" 19. [ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. 20. [ ] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes 21. [x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. 22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less 23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. 24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will happen if I don't. 25. [x] I've removed my pants when I was with friends. 26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends 27. [ ] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. Many times 28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things. 29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me. 30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused. 31. [ ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. 32. [ ] I've fallen off of my chair before. 33. [x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:17 pm
1. [ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door. 2. [X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. 3. [X ] I have choked on my own spit 4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw it once 5. [X ] I type only with my pointer fingers. 6. [ ] I have caught something on fire..... 7. [ ] I've told a cop to f**k off. 8. [X ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth. 9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. 10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling... 11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion 12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. > 13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times. 14. [X] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. > 15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. 16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow. 17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. 18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice" 19. [X ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. 20. [X ] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes 21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. 22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less 23. [ ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. 24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will happen if I don't. 25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends. 26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends 27. [ ] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. Many times 28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things. 29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me. 30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused. 31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. 32. [ ] I've fallen off of my chair before. 33. [X ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. i´m 30% stupid.yay 4laugh
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:26 pm
1. [X] I have walked into a glass/screen door. 2. [X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. 3. [ ] I have choked on my own spit 4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw it once 5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. 6. [X] I have caught something on fire..... 7. [ ] I've told a cop to ******** off. 8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth. 9. [X] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. 10. [X] I've caught myself drooling... 11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion 12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. > 13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times. 14. [X] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. > 15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. 16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow. 17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. 18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice" 19. [ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. 20. [X] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes 21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. 22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less 23. [X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. 24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will happen if I don't. 25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends. 26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends 27. [ ] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. Many times 28. [X] I "accidentally break" a lot of things. 29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me. 30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused. 31. [ ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. 32. [X] I've fallen off of my chair before. 33. [ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
I am 30% Stupid
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:09 pm
1. [ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door. 2. [ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. 3. [X] I have choked on my own spit 4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw it once 5. [X] I type only with my pointer fingers. 6. [ ] I have caught something on fire..... 7. [ ] I've told a cop to f**k off. 8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth. 9. [X] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. 10. [X] I've caught myself drooling... 11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion 12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. > 13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times. 14. [X] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. > 15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. 16. [X] I just tried to lick my elbow. 17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. 18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice" 19. [ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. 20. [ ] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes 21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. 22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less 23. [X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. 24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will happen if I don't. 25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends. 26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends 27. [X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. Many times 28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things. 29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me. 30. [X] I put my head to the side when I'm confused. 31. [ ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. 32. [X] I've fallen off of my chair before. 33. [X] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture
Im 33% stupid. Wow.
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:19 am
1. [ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door. 2. [X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. 3. [X ] I have choked on my own spit 4. [X] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw it once 5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. 6. [ ] I have caught something on fire..... 7. [ ] I've told a cop to f**k off. 8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth. 9. [X] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. 10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling... 11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion 12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. > 13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times. 14. X] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. > 15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. 16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow. 17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. 18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice" 19. [X] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. 20. [ ] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes 21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. 22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less 23. [X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. 24. [X] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will happen if I don't. 25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends. 26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends 27. [ ] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. Many times 28. [X] I "accidentally break" a lot of things. 29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me. 30. [X] I put my head to the side when I'm confused. 31. [X] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. 32. [X] I've fallen off of my chair before. 33. [X] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE.
Repost this as "I am 39% stupid"
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:57 pm
1. [ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door. 2. [X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. 3. [ ] I have choked on my own spit 4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw it once 5. [X] I type only with my pointer fingers. 6. [X] I have caught something on fire..... 7. [ ] I've told a cop to ******** off. 8. [X] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth. 9. [X] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. 10. [X] I've caught myself drooling... 11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion 12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. > 13. [X]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times. 14. [X] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. > 15. [X] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. (PM Me and I'll show you a picture) 16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow. 17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. 18. [X] People often tell me to use my "inside voice" 19. [ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. 20. [X] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes 21. [X] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. (And it was SOOO Much fun!) 22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less 23. [X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. 24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will happen if I don't. 25. [X] I've removed my pants when I was with friends. 26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends 27. [X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. Many times 28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things. 29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me. 30. [X] I put my head to the side when I'm confused. 31. [X] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. 32. [X] I've fallen off of my chair before. 33. [X] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE.
Repost this as "I am 57% stupid"
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:11 pm
1. [x ] I have walked into a glass/screen door. 2. [x ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. 3. [x ] I have choked on my own spit 4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw it once 5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. 6. [ ] I have caught something on fire..... 7. [ ] I've told a cop to f**k off. 8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth. 9. [x ] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. 10. [x ] I've caught myself drooling... 11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion 12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. > 13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times. 14. [x ] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. > 15. [x ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. 16. [x ] I just tried to lick my elbow. 17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. 18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice" 19. [x ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. 20. [x ] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes 21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. 22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less 23. [x ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. 24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will happen if I don't. 25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends. 26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends 27. [x ] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. Many times 28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things. 29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me. 30. [x ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused. 31. [x ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. 32. [x ] I've fallen off of my chair before. 33. [x ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
I'm 48% stupid, and I'm on the smarter end of my class. How sad.
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:52 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:55 pm
[*EDIT. =Missed some.=*] Check in the boxes what you have done... 1. [ x] I have walked into a glass/screen door. 2. [ x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. 3. [ x] I have choked on my own spit 4. [ x] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. 5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. 6. [ x] I have caught something on fire..... 7. [ ] I've told a cop to ******** off. [Never interacted with a cop. o_O;]8. [ x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth. 9. [ x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. 10. [ x] I've caught myself drooling... 11. [ x] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion. [Involved an E-Z Bake Oven of my friend's.]12. [ x] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. [All because of an inside joke.]13. [ x]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times. 14. [ x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. > 15. [ x] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. 16. [ x] I just tried to lick my elbow.[And succeeded. XP] 17. [ x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. 18. [ x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice" 19. [ x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. 20. [ x] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes 21. [ x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. 22. [ x] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less [Ate everything in Elementary school. XD]23. [ x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. 24. [ x] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will happen if I don't. 25. [ x] I've removed my pants when I was with friends. 26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends 27. [ x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. Many times 28. [ x] I "accidentally break" a lot of things. 29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me. 30. [ x] I put my head to the side when I'm confused. 31. [ x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. 32. [ x] I've fallen off of my chair before. 33. [ x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. I am 87% stupid.
And I happen to be in an Accelerated Learning Program for High Achievers[ALPHA] and make 96's or higher in all my Honors classes. o_O; The hell?
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