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 Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:22 am
I love Liar Liar, one of my fav Jim Carrey movies
Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me!
Cop: Why don't we just take it from the top?
Fletcher: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!
Cop: Is that all?
Fletcher: No... I have unpaid parking tickets.
[groans]
Fletcher: ... be gentle.
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:27 am
Sanzoskitsune I love Liar Liar, one of my fav Jim Carrey movies Cop: You know why I pulled you over? Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me! Cop: Why don't we just take it from the top? Fletcher: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*! Cop: Is that all? Fletcher: No... I have unpaid parking tickets. [groans] Fletcher: ... be gentle. Me likes that one too. Or that lady that's on the first floor with the weird hair. Weird hair Lady: Hi Mr Reed, Like the new dress?" Fletcher: *in a rush* "A long as it takes the focus from your head."
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:31 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:31 am
Here is a very funny Jim Carrey video. I think he's got to be one of my favourite comedian.
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:33 am
So I just found a picture of a thin chick in baggy pants and you'll never guess what happened next... I thought it was hot.
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:35 am
I'm not sure I WANT to know Tsuji...
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:41 am
No, the finding the picture was the first happening, the thinking it was hot was the next happening...
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:47 am
oh okay I thought there was a piece missing there xd
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:50 am
Sanzoskitsune >.> <.< honestly I wish I had someone to have sex with, dear god I am like the only virgin left in our group of friends, and I'm pretty sure that includes the entire damn group in college Mel, Khaliah and I are still virgins.
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:51 am
Omnileech Sanzoskitsune >.> <.< honestly I wish I had someone to have sex with, dear god I am like the only virgin left in our group of friends, and I'm pretty sure that includes the entire damn group in college Mel, Khaliah and I are still virgins. That's cause you guys are you... and yeah there's an explanation in that sentence
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:54 am
Well, in all fairness, there could have been a piece missing, but there wasn't.
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:57 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:02 am
xd is Omni's new look scaring you aretoo?
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:03 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:04 am
In another guild I'm cosplaying as the vice captain while everyone else is cosplaying as the captain. We joke about spousal abuse.
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