La Belle Isolde
OMFG.......
WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEN?
"I won't date you because I don't date friends. It ruined my friendship last time. My ex wouldn't handle it well if she knew I was seeing someone and we still live together."
*sighs*
I fail at life.
Well you see, men and women both think very differently.
A woman's brain, one of the most complex and mysterious things known to humanity. It has the capability to hold huge amounts of information, it is both caring and logical and it can multi-task.
But add White Wine or Apple Martinis to the equation and the synapsies in the womans brain begin to miss fire.
Some girls will repeat this process three or four times a week.
The Male brain is slightly smaller than the females, with less emphasis on high functions.
With the addition of alcohol, the male brain also changes. My Biceps, Muscle Cars, TV, Hot Chicks and Money become...
Hot Chicks, a**, Bacon, Titties and p***y. But curiously the changes are no where near as categorical.
I hope that helps
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