"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because its everything a cello can do!

What is a cello?  

[Jessybelldove]

Deeeeeeefinately not a string instrument.
What is an example of a string instrument then?  

[Mystical Prodigy]

a string cheese.

how do people cry?  

[Jessybelldove]

By eating the cheese...
Why do people sing?  

[Mystical Prodigy]

to send bad messages.

why am i here?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

because you saw ducks in a river!

Why can ducks fly and swim?  

[ctrlaltpuke]

Because,they love bacon.

Why is bacon so awesome?  

[skydivepichu]

Beause its cool

why did is Sonic sucking so badly?  

[~.Kaarii.~]

Because Sonic's powers got eaten by Pikachu xd

Why does our galaxy only have one star?  

[Areashine]

Because the Sun ate them.

Why is meat more tender by cannon?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because cheese was invented!

Why was cheese invented?  

[iAbandoned_Account]

cuz I said so

which way is left??  

[Suge_da]

q

does anyone want my burrito?  

[iAbandoned_Account]

airplane

how can planes fly??  

[Suge_da]

with mqagic pixie dust 3nodding

Do you say tomAHto or toMAEto?