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 Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:30 pm
*ptoooie*
You made me eat cat food.
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:40 pm
You asked for it.
You stole my money.
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:05 am
That's what you get for flaunting it.
You told the police that I stole Sean's new sports car.
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:25 am
Because I bought for him and I saw you steal it.
You ran grandma over with a reindeer!
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:31 pm
She shouldn't have been wearing red; wait, what do you mean that's for bulls only?
You get your facts from Wikipedia!
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:41 pm
Because it's more reliable than yahoo answers!
You stole my super special awesome ultra rare chocolaty fudge coated super card.
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:49 am
What is this? I don't even...
You don't floss!
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:14 am
I don't even brush! You're supposed to do that since your my owner!
You won't tak care of me, even though you're my owner!
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 8:37 pm
Because you're too high maintenance.
You framed me for stealing the cookies from the cookie jar.
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:14 pm
Well, people can't know it was me. I'm a dentist. I have an image to keep. ninja
You ran out of the office before I could administer the painkillers.
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:45 pm
I had to go; I had a 34-10 to respond too
You were using bananas as offensive weapons
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:56 pm
The patient refused to calm down.
You bit me!
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:18 pm
What did you expect? Poking your finger through my mouth slat
You have a blog dedicated to talking smack about me
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:21 pm
Yeah. Because you bit me.
You wouldn't let me drill your tooth.
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:41 pm
Because I came in for a check-up derange dentite!
You won't listen to my awesome solos!
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