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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:25 am
((what movie was that from Azrael???))
"I thought you loved me. "
"Oh, I did, baby, I did. But being in abstinence makes you wonder new things about yourself. That's right Cindy, I'm gay. And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray. "
"What? I ain't gay! "
"What are you talking about? You took me to that club. "
"So? They play good music. "
"What about our trip to San Francisco?"
"I wanted to go shopping. "
[on the verge of tears] "But... you made love to me."
"First of all, you sucked my..."
"Whatever! "
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:29 pm
-"No, Becuse comprimise is how we ended up with, 'Join us, and the boys for summer and action!' which would be fine if we running a gay chat-line!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:50 pm
-"Why is there a black hole in the toilet?! Or are toilets nowadays equipped with extra sucking power?
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:10 pm
"******** me!" From Resident Evil Apocalypse
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:55 am
- "Im giving it all i got capt'n... I love ya... Always have..."
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:44 am
"My name?.... My name......... My name is Alice"
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:14 pm
-"It's alright sweetie! School comes before mommy's mental health" 4laugh
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:21 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:24 pm
((didn't someone do that one already?)) -I don't speak english!
-Sure! You're speaking english right now.
-No, No! I only know how to say, "I don't speak english!"
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:26 pm
"...a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in all my life!" Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:34 pm
-What's a PANAMA?!
-A Navy thing!
-I didn't know you went to Panama!
-We were in Nicuragua!
-Why is it called a PANAMA?!
-We thought we were in Panama!
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:29 pm
"i got that from the Queen of america!" "there is no queen of america" "there is...and unless you have proof otherwise we are on very good terms."
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:22 pm
I like bombs. Bombs are fun.
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:19 pm
I'm GLaD I don't have a dog
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