Corrupt-A-Wish

[nedozuki_88]

granted, but now that youve finished all of your tasks on time, you have absolutely nothing to do, so you sit in a corner and go nuts

i wish that my freind didnt have to work on saturday gonk  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted, he now works on Sunday

I wish I wasn't such an idiot at times  

[nedozuki_88]

granted, you are now a dumb smart a** who blurts things out without thinking

I wish that i had a cool costume in real life  

[Saint Beastly]

Granted. You get a wicked awesome mask, but when you try to remove it at the end of the night, it appears to have fused to your skin. Congratulations, you're Jim Carrey.

I wish I had more beer.  

[PendragonX9]

granted but its non-alcoholic
i wish it were halloween everyday  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted, but now it's not special anymore

I wish I understood zOMG! better  

[Vindictive Vampiress]

Granted, but zOMG! was removed from Gaia.

I wish that people obeyed my every command.  

[Chemmon]

granted, but you got mad one day and told them to go away and everyone dissapeared from the face of the earth. biggrin

i wish i was tall
ninja  

[wakusei]

Granted! But now you're so tall your head is practically out of atmosphere and you can't breathe and little meteors keep smackin' you in the head.

I wish I didn't have student loans to pay.

 

[invisible-weirdo]

Granted, but now you have homeowner's loans to pay.

I wish I had more time to study >.>  

[blue0212]

Granted, you're entire list is cleared off except for studying. INCLUDING what you need to study for.

I wish I could remember to go on gaia more frequently  

[Vindictive Vampiress]

Granted, but you forgot your password(s).

I wish I could kill my brother without any legal or moral repercussions.  

[Matrias Fierno]

Granted... you COULD kill him. But he hears that murder is now legal and nobody would mind, so he kills you instead.

I wish I could read a girl's mind for a day.  

[invisible-weirdo]

Granted but it's too much for your feeble male mind to handle, causing you to have a stroke. Congratulations now. You're a vegetable. ;D

I wish my plans actually worked out for once stare  

[Vindictive Vampiress]

Granted, but you don't have any higher brain functions to plot WITH.

I wish I had more books to read....