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 Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:03 pm
In the Amazon jungle I jump out from behind a bush and push you into a pond filled with vicious man-eating pirahnas as the pirahnas eat you I carry the chair off and stick in a tank filled with extremely venomous poison-arrow frogs which are deadly to the touch. Anyone who wants the chair now has to remove the frogs !
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:09 pm
*takes the chair before you had time to put the frogs in the tank*
hehehehe
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:42 pm
Grabs the chair and jumps on the first flight out .. because there is an airport near by .. to the Swiss Alps
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:46 pm
*goes to swiss alps and throws a pickle at paper0clip and runs after the chair and takes it and flies off with edward cullen to his house biggrin * lol .
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:51 pm
*calls Ed a sparkle fairy, he gets mad and chases me down, but I kill him, won't go into detail, and destroy the house using a nuclear warhead, the chair survives and I hide it in, YEAH RIGHT, I'm not telling you the location*
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:40 pm
*pops up beside jaxcam and tells her how she isnt under the red chair and takes it while shes trying to find it.*
*hides the chair under my bed n puts a sign that says, "the red chair isnt here*
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:00 pm
*sees the sign, pauses to contemplate the validness of the situation, then quickly grabs the chair from under the bed before anyone notices I took it*
*Moves the chair to an undisclosed, super secret, location and locks self in this super-secret location while sitting in the chair*
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:33 pm
*casts a spell to steal the chair, regardless if I know location or not, and it appears beside me. Hides it in oblivion*
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:56 pm
*pops up next to jaxcam and talks to that person for a while and then gets the answer to where the chair is and goes there and gets it !*
*flies all the way to alaska and hides in an igloo [[sp?]]*
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:31 pm
Waits in igloo with pack of Arctic wolves. As wolves chase you away I calmly take the chair and get into a waiting helicopter and leave !
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:38 pm
Pulls out a Blow-the-hell-outta-everything-except-red-chairs-5000 lazer cannon and shouts "I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!" as I pull the trigger, annihilating the helicopter and all occupants. The chair falls and I catch it. Then, I jump onto the Millennium Falcon with Han Solo and fly to the Death Star.
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:15 pm
But before take off, I silently slipped the red chair away from you and replaced it with a blue one.
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 4:13 pm
Summons the red chair and sicks fluffy the unicorn on you.
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:21 pm
*paints the red chair purple and paints a purple chair red and throws it while hiding behind a bush. As you run to the red-painted purple chair i take the real red chair*
*sits on the purple painted red chair and points the way to the fake chair*
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:48 am
*kicks off the chair* I know what you're thinking. "How did she know I painted the red chair purple." My sixth sense helps me in many situations. *keeps it purple and hides it in a dark room with no windows or doors*
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