Memorable IRC Quotes! :D

[xDarkPisces]

Bass> Here's a fun fact for you all
I had a shower with a spider a few days ago
8D
I have those from time to time.
We made a mutual agreement not to piss each other off. He was big, but I could squash him
but it would be hard
... What would be hard?
.__.  

[Kalstolyn]

Quote:

* Saverio one uped you guys
whatever Sav, you can keep your green mushroom with white dots
I thought it was a red mushroom?
[...]
One up are green
[...]
Oh yeah.
[...]
the red mushroom is to grow the ******** up. lol
that's right.
Nevermind.
[...]
I'd never have the red one
* oirevaS gives Sav a red mushroom
* Saverio doesn't take it

 

[pickle relish]

Quote:

Mine is called Professor Periwinkle.
...
I named my Columbia
xD
Like the space shuttle
biggrin
It crashes?
It goes up and then boom
Prematurely
D:
xD
biggrin
I see...
Trust me its Laquefa and Lufanda
* pickles is laughing so hard she can't breathe. >.<
Someone give her CPR.
...periwinkles are tiny little snails, jaft
tiiiiny snails
They taste good.
that retreat at the first sign of movement.

 

[124-C]

Quote:

01:21 AM oirevaS: Apparently beaver tastes really fishy
01:21 AM oirevaS: ...

 

[Red Glacier]

Oh no...
* V finds Lin funny like this
Oh. 'kay. How do I do a private chat? x3
you can type /msg whoever
justs tstyar t an new cplasromm.
XD
:D
By typing ;/jinn#
Orh donb twhat Skaislis says.
or if you want more than one person, you do what lin said
Except not hat.
MOre like: /mjoin #
type /join #roomname and then tell the people you want to join you the name of the room you just created
I... think I get it.
What oaoskksisays.
* SentamaLin loves on Kalsie, Viviviviviviviviviiviviviviviiviviv, and Chexieieieieieie...
lol
Maybe i hsoudl hgo o n POS. Is P on?
XD
:D
i think so
Oh, really? Where whould he be?
he was in here looking for someone to join him
i dunno
Me will look arouon ngod yt
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oirevaS has just arrived! oirevaS is the Owner of this bot.
=-= Mode #gaiaatg +v oirevaS by Hal
Wow. Linny must be really drunk. How much did you have, if you don't mind my asking?
Hi klaisndifn.
Yor bay.
yup
n glady ou cn an read.
I had fourh beeerrrs, and theree drinks.
* V is amused
lightweight
say "how now brown cow"
how now bornw cowo.
Thank you Lin :3
Lmao, my mom said that you should be seriously wasted.
I hope you don't feel like crap in the morning~
What?
* SentamaLin biever hgetas handogovers.
Biever, huh? x3
nope never
except that one time
* Chexley chuckles.
Thank you for making me laugh, Linny. I need it.
Mm.
I'm really saddened that it happened though.
I... jushthve given tnohte rogw advice.
Saddened that what happened...?
* Chexley is stupid this time of night.

Lin is drunk :3

V is back
hey v
gun me plzkthx
D:
Nonono.
Don't do it.
You could just...knock him out instead. :D
It's a good compromise, right?
agreed
Or I could shoot everyone but Tae :D
D:
Nah, I don't like that idea either. :D
just to make it ironic ^^
o_o then it would be my fault
yup :3
then it would be on your concious and I would fap to the guilt
^^
...
that last bit...
._.

biggrin  

[Taeryyn]

Blake is Kerri, and Pain Sake is Viral, by the way. Also, we discovered (thanks to Yunie's computer and Shram) that typing the first letter of a username + the tab button will autofill the rest of their name. That explains what happened here. xD

Quote:

pickles kills Hal.
* Taeryn kicks Hal, figuratively if not literally
=-= GRM|away was booted from #gaiaatg by YOU (Taeryn)
s**t
oh s**t >.<
stupid tab!
why are H and G so close together? >.<
D:
* Taeryn hides
It'll be ok Tae
.___.
Sorry...Grimm...
* Taeryn resigns his +O
Pain_Sake> it'll be interesting when she gets back

Sorry GRM. >.<  

[God-Raped-Me]

Oh my, this made me laugh! Which is good because I totally need one right now!

... Is going back to the chat....  

[pickle relish]

This is kind of long. And disturbing. O__o

Quote:

pickles> I had some garlic bread earlier and now I feel ill. :S
I must be a vampire!! >.>
<.<
...do you find yourself trapped in Stephanie Meyer's dreams at night?
because that would be a good indication
Sometimes. ._.
do you sparkle in the sunlight?
Not really. I do sort of glow, though.
or during flashlight tag?
I don't play flashlight tag much. xD
biggrin
...do you feel the urge to get all over-protective of people hundreds of years your junior?
I don't know anyone hundreds of years my junior.
(...)
are you oftenfapped off to by 13 year old girls?
People hundreds of years my junior haven't been born yet. razz
...girls can fap now?
Yup :3
maks the same noise
V: errr, not that I know of.
O__o
...how do you know? ._.
I have my ways :3
How did the last book end.
I just couldnt shove that crap anymore
What?
i see a lot of things Reli >.>
<.<
Mmm, vampires failed to have a good fight.
Baby was born.
Jacob fell in love with it.
Creepiness ensued.
*****/> lots of them
Everyone lived happily ever afterish.
I know that part like after they build retard mudstick house
until the empire struck back
The VAMPIRE empire.
* Taeryn hums the imperial march
and the wookies came and raped everyone :3
O__o
And then married the werewolves. :3
...maybe I should have kept reading, if Wookies make an appearance
Wookies having nookie?
It
oh god. x3
wookie cookie nookie?
...rookie?
I'd watch it :3
It's like someone killed Stephanie Meyer in the middle of writing the book, and finished it for her. :3
>.>
<.<
...now if they could just travel back in time and do that.
maybe not kill.
Maim.
Tie up and leave in a closet?
...she might enjoy that.
Stephanie Meyer = Anne Rice with downs syndrome
No, tie her up and present her to Anne Rice.
And let Anne Rice maim her.
with a shovel
teleport her to Kashyyk where she will be anally gang raped by hundreds of wookies? biggrin
She still might enjoy that.
Yeah but then she can write about Sparkly wookies
no, she likes teenage boys that sparkle and stay young forever.
much like michael jackson
Sparkly wookies!!
and we know what happened to him >.>
<.<
or do we?
surprised
DUN DUN DUNNNN
Maybe she kidnapped him!
oh wait, yes we do.
nevermind.
I bet she could identify Michael jacksons p***s in a lineup
...he had a what now?
...
look what he did to his noise.
*nose
everything else was falling off.*shrug*
It's not like he needed it.
I guess.
* pickles high fives Hal.

Quote:

crouching tiger, hidden grocery store

 

[God-Raped-Me]

[17:44] SPIDERCATS ON CROTCHPLANES
[17:44] ******** YES  

[Bassios]

Apologies in advance for the EPIK QUOTE. Pickles and I got IRCmarried whee

[02:11:38] * Bass proposes to Peeks
[02:11:49] * pickles agrees, of course.
[02:11:51] 8D
[02:11:52] YAY
[02:12:05] * Bass is getting IRCmarried to Peeks
[02:12:19] x3
[02:12:20] :3
[02:12:27] * pickles puts on a pretty IRCdress.
[02:12:29] >.>
[02:12:30] <.<
[02:12:31] can I be invited to the IRCwedding? :DD
[02:12:36] * Bass puts on his finest IRCsuit
[02:12:38] You can be the maid of honor. :D
[02:12:41] yay!
[02:12:46] Errr...IRCmaid of honor? XD
[02:12:47] :D
[02:12:56] * Yunie puts on an IRCmaid of honour dress xD
[02:13:14] * Blake puts on her IRCpriest robes
[02:13:18] * Dai wants to preform the ceremony
[02:13:27] Dai: I HAS DIBS
[02:13:28] D<
[02:13:59] Wait Pickles I want to be your maid of honor....
[02:14:05] ...
[02:14:08] Dai, you're a man.
[02:14:12] * Yunie has dibs on that Dai :P
[02:14:23] O.O But Im your best friend
[02:14:24] ?
[02:14:36] You can be a bridesman? :P
[02:14:37] * Sake shows up as pyramid head to work the sound system
[02:14:42] xD
[02:14:42] :D
[02:14:47] Or, Bass still needs to pick a best man, right?
[02:14:55] he does indeed!
[02:15:04] * Bass ponders
[02:15:13] * Dai has doe eyes
[02:15:15] Lin! Would you be my IRCbest man?
[02:15:31] thats evil xD
[02:15:32] Dai! You can give me away.
[02:15:32] :D
[02:15:33] can I be the flower girl.... er boy
[02:15:48] Yeah Dai! Someone needs to give pickles away!
[02:16:06] I'll be your IRC Daddy
[02:16:27] * Blake opens her IRCbible and waits
[02:16:55] Dai is...sort of like a brother to me?
[02:17:04] It works! :D
[02:17:15] Yes, I will be.
[02:17:18] * SentamaLin is belated.
[02:17:20] * Sake activates techno and gets glow sticks out
[02:17:31] Oooh, ravewedding?
[02:17:35] you can be teh DJ for teh reception
[02:17:36] glow sticks? best wedding evar.
[02:17:40] Daaaah, dah; da-daaaaaah....
[02:17:42] Daaaah, dah; da-daaaaaah....!
[02:18:03] * Dai takes Pickles Arm
[02:18:12] * pickles starts walking down the aisle.
[02:18:19] * Blake drags Bass to the alter before pickles gets there.
[02:18:21] * Sake gives a heavy bass beat with Lins singing
[02:18:28] Daaaah, dah; da-daaaaah, da-daaaah daaaaah, dah; da daaaaah!
[02:18:31] * Bass is already waiting at the altar
[02:19:15] * SentamaLin is standing by Bassie, saying in sign language "Consummate the marriage!" while doing pelvic thrusts.
[02:19:33] * Yunie tries not to giggle at Lin
[02:19:36] Dearly beloved............... and Wyv. :P
[02:20:03] We are gathered here today for a glorious IRCwedding between pickles and Bass
[02:20:05] * Bass looks lovingly into Peek's eyes
[02:20:16] * pickles looks lovingly back.
[02:20:35] * SentamaLin tries not to cry
[02:20:44] Many of you will remember the time they decided to get married, about ten minutes ago. It was the most beautiful thing I've seen in ages.
[02:21:01] * Dai cries loudly
[02:21:10] * Yunie hands Dai a tissue
[02:21:17] * SentamaLin tries to hook up with a guest.
[02:21:27] But there's nothing more beautiful than them actually getting married.
[02:22:18] * pickles continues gazing lovingly.
[02:22:18] Bass, friend of Megaman and fish, do you take the delicious sandwich-less pickles to be your IRCwife?
[02:23:32] To have and to hold, as long as you both shall be online?
[02:23:45] * Pyramid_Head rapes Relis mother
[02:24:03] I do, with every fibre of my being
[02:24:14] Good. Now, pickles.
[02:24:16] There there. Bassie's a good man. Do you know who else is a good man, Dai? Me. *winks*
[02:24:30] I *am* Best Man for a reason.
[02:24:49] * Yunie gently whacks Lin on the arm and gives him a warning glare
[02:24:58] * SentamaLin sulks back to where the Best Man stands.
[02:25:12] Do you , pickles, daughter of Pyramid Head's rape victim, do you take Bass, the lowest voice in the choir according to Hal, do be your IRChusband. To have and to hold, as long as you both shall be online?
[02:25:26] I do.
[02:25:52] Now's the part where you exchange rings, or ring-replacement objects.
[02:26:06] ...you do have a ringbearer, don't you?
[02:26:35] ...err...is Wyv still here?
[02:26:55] Wyv shall be your Frodo.
[02:27:06] * Wyv knew he should have just watched
[02:27:12] Now, Frodo-Wyv, where are the rings?
[02:27:29] * Wyv gives them both plastic toy rings and walks away
[02:27:38] Ring pops? >.>
[02:27:39] <.<
[02:27:45] its good enough
[02:28:02] Ooooooooooooh he went to Jerad
[02:28:08] Ringpops, respresenting sweetness.
[02:28:29] Bass, you may put your ring one pickles' finger.
[02:29:03] * Bass takes the ringpop and carefully places it on Pickle's finger
[02:29:20] If you have any special vows to say, now's the time to say it.
[02:29:49] With this ring I give to you, I open a special port in my heart for you to log into at any time
[02:30:20] Now pickles, put your ring on Bass's finger and say your special vow.
[02:30:55] * pickles places the ringpop very gently on Bass's finger.
[02:31:48] * SentamaLin gives the husband-to-be a pat on the shoulder. :3
[02:32:08] With this ring, I give my heart to you. Hopefully it's compatible with the rest of your hardware.
[02:32:31] Now, if there are any objections, speak no- Oh wait.
[02:32:33] Ahem.
[02:32:36] =-= Mode #gaiaatg -v Wyv by Blake
[02:33:08] NOW, if there are any objections to this couple being unified in holy IRCmatrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace.
[02:33:24] Objectors will be seen to by Pyramid Head at the reception.
[02:33:33] * Yunie stifles a giggle
[02:33:40] * Dai puts the shot gun away from bass's back
[02:33:42] * Blake waits three seconds.
[02:33:44] Now!
[02:34:10] Pickles, Bass I now pronounce you IRChusband and IRCwife. You may kiss the bride.
[02:34:13] =-= Mode #gaiaatg +v Wyv by Blake
[02:34:36] * Bass passionately kisses Pickles
[02:34:56] * pickles is passionately kissed. She swoons.
[02:34:56] * SentamaLin says "YEAH! THIRD BASE!" :D
[02:34:57] Your mean Blake, why did you steal my voice?!
[02:35:09] * Yunie smacks Lin
[02:35:19] Ow!
[02:35:37] * Blake closes her IRCbible and peers around happily.
[02:35:55] Just take her home now, eh, Bassie-Bassie? :D
[02:36:00] * SentamaLin nudges using his elbow.
[02:36:04] And now, the reception, hosted by Pyramid Head.
[02:36:21] * Pyramid_Head cranks up the trance!
[02:36:27] yay!
[02:36:34] * SentamaLin hip-hops on the dance floor.
[02:36:47] Now for their first dance as a couple
[02:36:51] * Blake strips out of her priestly robes.
[02:36:55] * Bass feels slightly out of place with the trance, but enjoys the glowsticks anyway
[02:37:04] Dancing? Awwww. D:
[02:37:05] yay glowsticks~
[02:37:13] Glowsticks!! :D
[02:37:27] * SentamaLin steals Yunie and dances around with her.
[02:37:36] * Yunie dances around with Lin
[02:37:38] * Bass makes a necklace out of thinner glowsticks and puts it on Pickles
[02:37:44] * Blake sidles up to Pyramid Head.
[02:37:55] Hey. That rape there was... pretty hawt.
[02:38:04] * pickles kisses Bass, and drags him out to dance.
[02:38:26] * Pyramid_Head puts an arm around Blake
[02:38:45] * Bass is dragged out to the dance floor and dances with Pickles
[02:39:02] * SentamaLin twirls Yunie then grabs hold to Dai. "Hey."
[02:39:53] * Blake giggles and bats her eyelashes at Pyramid Head
[02:40:16] * Pyramid_Head drags Blake to the back of the church and rapes her and she isn't seen again, or Pyramid Head for that matter.
[02:40:42] =-= Pyramid_Head is now known as Sake
[02:41:18] * SentamaLin dances with Duni, for he's dancing with two people now.
[02:42:55] time for the bestman and bridesmaids speach
[02:42:56] * Yunie dances with Lai, because she's dancing with two people too, she guesses
[02:44:35] * SentamaLin clangs on the champagne glass so hard it breaks.
[02:45:23] Er... *cough* I've known Bassie for four-score and seven years ago, my forefathers cla... oh... wrong speech. Well, I've known Bassie for many a year, and have grown to love his taste.
[02:45:36] Taste for metal and other things.
[02:46:19] I've known tough times and soft times and fuzzy times and even OMG-YOU-RAEPED-ME-WITH-A-20/20-WYRM times.
[02:47:04] But... All I can say is this: I'm so glad he's finally getting to Home Base, and I'm wishing and hoping that this marriage does not mean a Game Over, much as those shirts at my mall would love to proclaim.
[02:47:12] To Bassie and Peeks, the best non-sandwich pairing ever. :3
[02:48:47] Hear, hear!!
[02:49:02] * Yunie claps~
[02:49:12] -->| Taeryn (~chatzilla@sa-B2485F0F.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #gaiaatg
[02:49:13] =-= Mode #gaiaatg +v Taeryn by Hal
[02:49:16] * pickles claps, too.
[02:49:23] lovely speech Linny
[02:49:25] * Bass joins in with the applause
[02:49:31] * SentamaLin wolfs down his Champagne, and gives all the boys a kiss on the cheek.
[02:50:22] Tae, You just missed my IRCwedding to Pickles
[02:50:31] you and Pickles tied the e-knot?
[02:50:32] Indeed.
[02:50:33] you just crashed the reception :P
[02:50:37] It was quite awesome.
[02:50:38] * Taeryn crashes
[02:51:00] * pickles hugs Tae, and gives him some champagne.
[02:51:18] * Taeryn hugs the bride
[02:51:26] So... Tae... If I catch the pinata, will you go on a date?
[02:51:30] Er... the bouquet.
[02:51:35] ...what kind of wedding is this? xD
[02:51:36] :D
[02:51:38] WHERE the hell did pinata come from?
[02:51:46] Mexico.
[02:51:47] Pinata? XD
[02:51:48] :D
[02:52:07] well, we've got glowsticks
[02:52:09] Get ready ladies (and Lin). I'm gonna throw the Pinata!
[02:52:13] * Yunie waves one to demonstare
[02:52:17] * SentamaLin wants to catch.
[02:52:24] x3
[02:52:28] do you, now.
[02:52:31] Yeah.
[02:52:44] it's been the best IRCwedding evar
[02:52:51] I'm sorry I missed it
[02:52:56] as you should be
[02:53:06] It's okay, I'm making a log of it
[02:53:09] * pickles throws the pinata-bouquet.
[02:53:20] * SentamaLin frantically tries to catch it. D:
[02:53:21] * Yunie tries to catch it
[02:53:25] * Taeryn jumps!
[02:53:25] IT'S MINE!
[02:53:28] MINE
[02:53:31] NO!
[02:53:39] * SentamaLin pushes and shoves away people from it.
[02:53:40] * Taeryn sees a deranged look in Linny's eyes
[02:53:41] I'm taller than either of you!
[02:54:02] * Yunie grabs for the pinata
[02:54:02] * SentamaLin tries to grab it, but misses. D:
[02:54:18] Dammit, first the law, now my luck. x3
[02:54:24] * Taeryn ends up in a punchbowl
[02:54:34] ..does this mean i caught it?
[02:54:42] I suspect, yes
[02:54:47] TT_TT
[02:54:51] I sense another IRCwedding on the horizon! Pisces and Yunie!
[02:54:54] Yay Yunie!
[02:54:55] xD
[02:54:59] And Pisces! xD
[02:55:00] Ooooh, cute!
[02:55:18] so, what's inSIDE this pinata anyhow?
[02:55:20] * Yunie shakes it
[02:55:30] Candy confetti
[02:55:31] :D
[02:55:36] awesome
[02:56:09] * Yunie breaks it open and offers some candy confetti to Tae and Lin, the good losers :D

 

[Taeryyn]

Quote:

sibling rivalry. *sigh*
xD
biggrin
I'm pretty sure my brother and I never fought over my mom's boobs.
...
I have to quote that, you realize, right?
Yes.
xD
biggrin
Ok.
So long as we're clear.

 

[God-Raped-Me]

GRM> CROTCHPLANEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
[13:54] xD
[13:54] biggrin
[13:54] I'm not here for very many of those "things" anymore. sad
[13:55] Is K, that's why I made the thread
[13:55] exactly~
[13:55] So people like me who sleep when you guys are awake can catch up
[13:55] But... it's not the same. >_>
[13:55] biggrin
[13:55] * GRM is in a very blah mood so laughing things are good
[13:55] * Bass erects the crotchplane
[13:55] * GRM opens cargo bay to her crotchplane
[13:56] XD XD XD
[13:56] biggrin
[13:56] ...
[13:56] * ParkDisces pilots Bass's crotchplane?
[13:56] XD
[13:56] biggrin
[13:56] wink
[13:56] hahah nice!
[13:56] * GRM wonders if this is going up in the guild....
[13:56] Hmm
[13:57] I'll let you post it, GRM
[13:57] The continuing adventures of GRM's crotchplanes


^_^  

[dark_wyvern_panda]

< Wyv> SAVERIO
What?
Sav what did Kals say to you? I think it was her...
What is going on?
When
whats up? and I dunno.
Why are you asking me what she did
She said it made you scream...Something about woman parts?
OH YOU ********/> what im just curios?
It's ******** back now
You are not
curious*
yes i am
The pain you will learn from it
It's not good
but i take it i dont want to know if it freaks you out
...
You don't
The horror
sorry ><  

[pickle relish]

Quote:

*Saverio will make a flower that sprays weaponized GHB
...like one of those clown flowers that spray water?
Yes
I hate to tell you, but girls won't get close enough to be sprayed by it.
But with GHB
Pickles, two words
MOUSE TRAPS
...mouse traps?
MOUSE TRAPS!?!?!?
I second that.

 

[Kalstolyn]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA thank you Wyv for being an agent of my anti-savness!