Destroy a Wish

[TheBlueWarrior]

Awiergan Retribution

Granted, though you don't know any songs.

I wish I were magical.... oh wait, I am.

Then I wish for a bottomless jar of infinite mayonnaise.

Metalic_Noodles

I wish Trevor didn't find me (wish girlfriend) annoying and hate me. xd

WAT

This is where people get me wrong. I'm not easily annoyed at all. I just dislike people in general.

Granted, but the Mayo went bad 2 million years ago.

I wish I had ninja skills. ninja  

[ROFLwafflesFTW]

granted but now nobody will ever notice you again.

I wish gas was really cheap as well as a renewable resource...  

[Metalic_Noodles]

No reason to protect the ozone layer from fumes, nor children.

I wish... I wish threads wouldn't get rezed for the purpose of spam.  

[Artanus]

granted, but they now get rezzed for the purpose of

I wish I was in college already  

[Metalic_Noodles]

You are, but you forgot and you are about to receive a fail in those three classes.

I wish I never forget about a class.  

[randomdinoninja]

&&all she wants

Granted, but now you have no life
I wish I was done with school

is someone afraid of losing her

 

[TheBlueWarrior]

Worldxofxdreams

&&all she wants

Granted, but now you have no life
I wish I was done with school

is someone afraid of losing her

Granted, but then you get stupid and never get a good job.

I wish my phone had a better battery life.  

[Lineriku]

TheBlueWarrior

Worldxofxdreams

&&all she wants

Granted, but now you have no life
I wish I was done with school

is someone afraid of losing her

Granted, but then you get stupid and never get a good job.

I wish my phone had a better battery life.

granted, your battery now runs 24/7 by using up everyones energy and making them pay a massive bill causing everyone to give up their phones since phones are now too expensive and you have no one to talk to....................but that gives you more time to surf the web for porn

i wish people had better comebacks for this game instead of, "granted, your phone battery now lasts 1 second longer, lol smile "  

[Artanus]

Lineriku

TheBlueWarrior

Worldxofxdreams

&&all she wants

Granted, but now you have no life
I wish I was done with school

is someone afraid of losing her

Granted, but then you get stupid and never get a good job.

I wish my phone had a better battery life.

granted, your battery now runs 24/7 by using up everyones energy and making them pay a massive bill causing everyone to give up their phones since phones are now too expensive and you have no one to talk to....................but that gives you more time to surf the web for porn

i wish people had better comebacks for this game instead of, "granted, your phone battery now lasts 1 second longer, lol smile "

(Hey, I've been coming up with witty puns)  

[EclipseMouse]

Lineriku

TheBlueWarrior

Worldxofxdreams

&&all she wants

Granted, but now you have no life
I wish I was done with school

is someone afraid of losing her

Granted, but then you get stupid and never get a good job.

I wish my phone had a better battery life.

granted, your battery now runs 24/7 by using up everyones energy and making them pay a massive bill causing everyone to give up their phones since phones are now too expensive and you have no one to talk to....................but that gives you more time to surf the web for porn

i wish people had better comebacks for this game instead of, "granted, your phone battery now lasts 1 second longer, lol smile "

Granted, now everyone types out long, witty retorts, full of Vim, Vigor, Sarcasm and Odd references to their local weather conditions. After three posts, people realize that this has gotten boring, they decide to leave the thread and all of them detest your very existence due to your wish's ruining the game. I hope you're satisfied

I wish I lived 20 miles north  

[TheBlueWarrior]

Blood_drenched_Eclipse

Lineriku

TheBlueWarrior

Worldxofxdreams

&&all she wants

Granted, but now you have no life
I wish I was done with school

is someone afraid of losing her

Granted, but then you get stupid and never get a good job.

I wish my phone had a better battery life.

granted, your battery now runs 24/7 by using up everyones energy and making them pay a massive bill causing everyone to give up their phones since phones are now too expensive and you have no one to talk to....................but that gives you more time to surf the web for porn

i wish people had better comebacks for this game instead of, "granted, your phone battery now lasts 1 second longer, lol smile "

Granted, now everyone types out long, witty retorts, full of Vim, Vigor, Sarcasm and Odd references to their local weather conditions. After three posts, people realize that this has gotten boring, they decide to leave the thread and all of them detest your very existence due to your wish's ruining the game. I hope you're satisfied

I wish I lived 20 miles north

Granted, but you have to walk to get there. Without a water bottle, carrying all your stuff.

I wish I had rocket skates! xd  

[Artanus]

Granted, but you failed to read the directions properly, and you decide to go from 0 to 200 MPH in one and a half seconds. If rips your feet off and they fly away and explode. You didn't get a warranty.

I wish I could fly.  

[Metalic_Noodles]

No life? WTF? No one on Gaia has one of those, how is that corrupted?

Fly... sure, now you have big wings that get in the way if you walk anywhere and you weight so little a breeze pushes you down. Have fun at school. twisted xd

I wish I never forget about a class.  

[TheBlueWarrior]

Metalic_Noodles

No life? WTF? No one on Gaia has one of those, how is that corrupted?

Fly... sure, now you have big wings that get in the way if you walk anywhere and you weight so little a breeze pushes you down. Have fun at school. twisted xd

I wish I never forget about a class.

Granted, now you forget where the school is that these classes take place.

I wish that...
My iPhone had a better battery life. xd  

[Metalic_Noodles]

Granted, it now lasts so long you don't turn it off or charge it just to see how long the new battery will last. This over-heats, melts, then explodes. Each piece fusing with anything near by never to be removed.

Damn headache needs to GTFO.