Why Did You Divorce the Person Above You?

[blue0212]

um.......... I divorced you for not speaking correctly?  

[blue_green]

I divorced you because I somehow ended up believing that your parents were being racist... even though we're the same ethnicity. >.<  

[Elcia]

Besides the fact that you are a girl, you went and had your species changed! gonk

(irony: Elci's not wearing her elf ears so I guess I did too! XD)  

[YunieCookie]

That horrible javelin! I couldn't get anywhere near you without worrying about being impaled!
All I wanted was hugs, and you couldn't give them to me emo  

[wakusei]

Your...pet with the one eye totally killed me. But if you think being a ghost will stop me from getting a divorce, you're the one who's dead! Dead wrong!  

[pickle relish]

You kept haunting everything. I decide to Walmart, you go with me and wander around rattling chains and moaning at people!  

[Red Glacier]

You wouldn't stop complaining about those birds attacking your head  

[Koneko Midoria]

You kept stabbing me with all your... what the hell are you wearing!?
Seriously, you're always wearing... and carrying dangerous items.

That's why I divorced you!
I shouldn't get stabbed just for hugging you.

;_;  

[Red Glacier]

You took the tentacles to bed more than me ;.;  

[Koneko Midoria]

You never heard my desperate pleas of help whenever the tentacles got a hold on me!

Seriously, can't I get some help around here?  

[-panda noises-]

how you turn my world...

I divorce you because you're always calling for help!
"Oh, the tentacles have me!" "Oh, save me please!"
Mememe! What about my needs?

xDD

...you precious thing

 

[Koneko Midoria]

Because you thought I was selfish!
I most certainly am not, I just don't want to die by my fragging stalker tentacles!

We would've worked out great if you helped me when I asked.
Then we could've worked out your issues as well.


xD

 

[-panda noises-]

how you turn my world...

You don't understand that I don't have issues, I have a subscription!

((I like this game. xD))

...you precious thing

 

[Koneko Midoria]

Because you didn't realize that you kept sapping up our money on those stupid subscriptions!
I didn't want to run the risk of ruining my credit in the process!
We could barely pay the bills.

Also, whenever I told you to stop them -- it was all about you!
Cause you thought I was all about me!

[ xD it's fun, yes. ]  

[Red Glacier]

You kept being mean and rejecting my tentacle monster pets ;.; they have feelings to you know