Vending Machine

[emorhconom esor]

I take your daughter and give her back to you. She was crying because she missed you.

I insert a chew up shoe  

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

I give the shoe to a needy puppy.



I insert 3 quarters

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[emorhconom esor]

I put them in my wallet.

I insert a pillow case  

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

I wash it and put it on my pillow.



I insert a memory foam mattress

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[emorhconom esor]

I sell it because my puppy with tear it up.

I insert an orange headband!  

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

I wear it all day because orange is just awesome!



I insert justin beiber

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[emorhconom esor]

I become his legal gaurdian, make a boat load of money off of him, and inject him with testorone so he goes through puberty.

I insert The Mama's & The Papa's  

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

I give em to my parents


I insert a treasure map

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[The Hudson Hawk]

I dig up the treasure/ split it with you and the church.


I insert the shovel.  

[starrunner15]

I use the shovel to find my buried time capsule and try to hit you, but I miss due to my aim.

I insert a drum kit.  

[emorhconom esor]

I give it to my church. We need a new one.
I insert a cabbage patch kid doll.  

[41truth]

I eat the cabbage and plant the patch!
I insert a johnny depp!  

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

I toss him to adoring fans and run



I insert a drink from a concession stand

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[41truth]

I pour out the drink...It might be drugged
I insert a half dozen crazed starved weasles!  

[HazyKoala]

I feed my enemies to them.
I insert my enemies's bare, meatless bones.