my make gold and spam topic^^( lot's of cool qoutes now) XD

[Goth_assasin]

Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.  

[Goth_assasin]

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not advice, it is merely custom. -- Mark Twain  

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BOFH Excuse #445: Browser's cookie is corrupted -- someone's been nibbling on it.  

[Goth_assasin]

God doesn't play dice. -- Albert Einstein  

[Goth_assasin]

memo, n.: An interoffice communication too often written more for the benefit of the person who sends it than the person who receives it.  

[Goth_assasin]

This is a public service message brought to you by everyone who has lost a keyboard reading alt.os.linux.slackware: Don't drink and Slack. From: Faux_Pseudo  

[ki9]

lolololollo lol lol lol  

[Goth_assasin]

The price one pays for pursuing any profession, or calling, is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. -- James Baldwin  

[Goth_assasin]

Holy Moly! The b*****d's rich! -- Homer Simpson Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
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Life is having a mother-in-law that sucks and a wife that don't. -- Rodney Dangerfield  

[Goth_assasin]

In Duluth there's a hostess, forsooth, Who doesn't know gin from vermouth, But this lubricant lapse Isn't noticed, perhaps Because nobody does in Duluth.'




Life is the childhood of our immortality. -- Goethe
3nodding  

[Goth_assasin]

Life is the childhood of our immortality. -- Goethe
whee

Everyone wants results, but no one is willing to do what it takes to get them. -- Dirty Harry  

[Goth_assasin]

Mal: "Petty?" Inara: "I didn't mean petty." Mal: "What did you mean?" Inara: "Suo-shee?" Mal: "That's Chinese for petty."

Never trust anyone who says money is no object. confused

Man: She's a smoking little pistol, isn't she? Peter Griffin: Are you a woman? Man: No. [Peter punches him]

Ms. Keane: Of all the days for the air conditioner to break!  

[Goth_assasin]

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. -- Sir Winston Churchill, 1952

For the first time we have a weapon that nobody has used for thirty years. This gives me great hope for the human race. -- Harlan Ellison  

[Goth_assasin]

For the first time we have a weapon that nobody has used for thirty years. This gives me great hope for the human race. -- Harlan Ellison

O imitators, you slavish herd! -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)

BOFH Excuse #184: loop found in loop in redundant loopback

Music sad Artist-Song)
Taproot-poem.  

[Goth_assasin]

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!

"By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry' ..." -- Gary Larson, "The Far Side"

Moebius always does it on the same side. eek


"Necessity is the mother of invention" is a silly proverb. "Necessity is the mother of futile dodges" is much nearer the truth. -- Alfred North Whitehead

Music sad Artist-Song)
Taproot-Poem