Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game

[Kire Kaysan]

Because they want to be like the lamas and alpacas.

Why did the dude that cooked his hand and tasted it continue to cook and eat himself until he was nothing but bones?  

[jarrad148]

Because the guy had no guts and he also asked a chicken if the chicken could show him how to eat.

Why is it that I deserve to be payed out because of how unfunny that was?  

[Chemmon]

because Gaia loves giving out free gold

why don't i have any ninjutsu?
ninja  

[Niada]

Because you lost The Game.

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?  

[Chemmon]

in the "w"

where am i?
ninja  

[PendragonX9]

the same place you've been for the last 5 years infront of a cpu

why dose everything taste like chicken?  

[Chemmon]

because chicken tastes like everything

Why can't i connect to any of the Gaia servers?
ninja  

[shadowrune]

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ninja

What does that even mean?
Kill him.  

[PendragonX9]

its the virus that will destroy the internet
what is the ultimate awnser  

[Chemmon]

photosynthesis

why does every one make fun of my orphan?
ninja  

[Alarias]

Because he stole our lunch money evil

Why wasn't I born rich?  

[PendragonX9]

because your parents suck

what is my name?  

[Alarias]

Rumpelstiltskin.

Why do dogs bark?  

[Chemmon]

because they have no roots.
what is the meaning of life?
ninja  

[Xxlena XDxX]

What color is the sky? confused