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 Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:10 pm
I don't owe you anything.
You bought bogus weapons for the army.
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:23 pm
Oh come on, those Nerf weapons were awesome
Ow! You just shot me with one!
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:28 pm
Right in the eye! pirate
You thought my torture chair was a toilet. emotion_facepalm
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:04 am
In my defense, it was made of solid gold, had a sign that said toilet, and looked very functional.
Your reckless ethics in business caused me to lose several partners
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:54 am
You should have defined the terms 'aggressive negotiation' and 'hostile takeover' better
You didn't correct me when I bought an assault rifle to a board room meeting
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 5:55 am
Because I kinda brought one too... And a grenade launcher...
You blew up the parliament! biggrin
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:45 pm
I felt the election needed to outdo the Olympics
You bit your thumb at me!
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:52 pm
No, I gave you the finger. There's a difference...I think.
You tried to take off my white gloves to slap me with them.
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:40 am
According to the Gentlemen's Code of honer, you're suppose to do that.
You refused to play Russian Roulette in order to settle a business deal.
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:30 pm
You're supposed to go first.
You weren't playing Russian Roulette with a flamethrower.
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 3:00 pm
Because you had the wrong kind of flamethrower.
You didn't inform me that it was illegal to walk into the club and kill people who I THINK are vampires.
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:17 pm
It's not, it's illegal to try and pass yourself off as a badass vampire hunter
You failed to properly resupply me with ammo; it's hard work using this weapon in melee warfare
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:46 pm
Sorry. I was too busy not caring.
You almost stained my perfectly white suit!
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:36 am
Please explain how that is a crime.
You walked in on me while I was having a civilized ******** discussion with my business associates.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:56 pm
I am sorry for interrupting, I know you are talking to someone, but could you please give me back my lawn mower?
You stole my EYES from me.
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