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 Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:37 am
y'd better not know or hear ~
Why did my lappy haveta fly off the windshield (along with my car's APEXi settings in it) when I hit the tree at the side of the mountain????!!!! crying
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:30 am
Because ashhole ex boyfriends around the world and the jerks down at Vonage wished on a genie that it would
Why is the rum gone (litterally)?
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:19 am
Because aliens came and took them away Why must you wear shoes when you're out playin sports? 
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:27 am
The cake said to.
Why is that a completely ridiculous answer?
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:32 am
Because the Llama's ate it, puked it up, ate it again and then defecated it all out on your neighbors lawn and that's what it spelled out.
~Why are there Llama's on her Neighbor's lawn anyway?~
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:51 am
Because it was raining and needed shelter
Why is it raining?
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:56 am
The chickens in the sky said so.
What is rain?
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:43 am
Thunder and lightning combined with clouds.
Is rain poisonous?
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:45 am
Yes. It is deadly. Death upon contact.
Are knives sharp?
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:49 am
Only if you believe in them.
Why isn't the carrot called orange and the orange called carrot?
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:54 am
Because apples are red and cherries are black!
Why do people buy tablets?
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:54 am
Pencils are overrated.
How many buttons do calculators have?
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:54 am
Kitty!
Why does the truth hurt?
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:13 pm
Because lies are dancing.
Why is Edo so sexy?
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:31 pm
Because they wear an elegant veil.
Why are you questing an elegant veil?
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