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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:50 pm
no, he just ran into my truck while I was going to work.
however, you kidnapped princess peach and gave her to bowser!
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:00 pm
Because she was Pseudo Peach.
You tried to sleep on me!
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 8:51 am
I was trying to save the puppies from under you :3
But you, tried to rob the Happy House!
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:44 pm
I was just taking back the happiness they stole from me!
But you, ate that last slice of pie I was saving for later today!!!
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:51 am
I've been on a diet for two months, I needed it more than you!
You called me fat! It's just my army gear I swear!
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:04 am
I just said your army gear was fat!
You stole the crumpets!
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:29 pm
Sorry. Had to eat and run.
You survived.
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:43 pm
My mommy would be so proud.
You attacked my horsey!!!
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 8:49 pm
I come from a future in which horses have enslaved humans. Your horse would have become the father of the horse's leader, if I hadn't "attack" him. You know, "so now he can sing real high".
You tried to kill The Metal!
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 8:51 pm
It was aweful.
You banned me!
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:10 pm
You stuck your a** in my face and farted. That's why I banned you.
You payed Boris to fart in my face.
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:17 pm
...that one's words are not innacurate...
You punched Boris!
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:53 pm
Yeah. Again, he farted on me.
You didn't pay me for the assassination job you gave me.
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:21 pm
Because you failed at it!
You stole MY DND DICE!!!
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:45 pm
I needed them for my DnD session tonight; we have an extra seat if you want in
Your dice are loaded for natural twenties!
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