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 Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:55 am
Chexednut I'm less than a year away from being an adult in the eyes of the law. Seventeen, to be precise.
*Laughs.* And I wouldn't be able to arrest you. I don't think the officials would buy it if I told them I was grope on a forum. xd Hahaha, I'd have to agree there, I doubt they'd care about that. They'd probably just think that you were on an inappropriate forum or just that I was a perv. I'll hold back for now, but once you hit 18 the groping may just have to begin! Just out of curiosity, why butt only and no bewbahs?
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:02 am
Ha, you'll have to wait until next April for that 18 to hit me. Do you think you could hold on until then?
From experience, as a way to just annoy my girlfriends, I go around and poke their breasts. They hate me for it and they'll come after me just to get back at me. Well, they know I'll retaliate by grabbing their hand and twisting it around and so, they erm.. well, they literally jab me.
Lawls, it hurts. Thus, I have an aversion to roughness.
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:09 am
I suppose I can wait until then. Then again, it will still be weird, because 5 months after you hit 18 I'll be 21 and drinking a lot, that is, if I survive my 21st birthday.
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:16 am
Oh Lord. You and alcohol... I shudder to think about it.
Just don't pass out; my license may have expired in May, but I do still know my CPR. Should you choke on an olive pit or something exotic, I could always, y'know, pop it outta ya if needed.
Survive your birthday, dear. You'll have one hell of a hangover in the morning, though.
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:25 am
Chexednut Oh Lord. You and alcohol... I shudder to think about it.
Just don't pass out; my license may have expired in May, but I do still know my CPR. Should you choke on an olive pit or something exotic, I could always, y'know, pop it outta ya if needed.
Survive your birthday, dear. You'll have one hell of a hangover in the morning, though. My 21st birthday will be the last time that I allow myself to do any drugs. I'm almost a year clean right now, but if someone's offering me coke or x or something on my 21st, there's a good chance I'll take it. Until that party though, I doubt that I'll be going back to drugs. When it comes down to just alcohol, I've literally drank myself sober. I've drank to the point where you surpass being drunk, shitfaced, or even hammered, and regain full sobriety. *Note that if you ever reach this stage yourself, it still gives you no right to get behind the wheel of any automotive vehicle* Of course, this means that as time goes on you progress back through all the stages of being drunk as you REALLY sober up. If I choke on anything and you have to save me, wear a bikini when you do it, and run up to me in slow motion! It'll be mah birfday, so it's okay!
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:33 am
I... don't want to have anything to do with drugs or alcohol. I can't stand smell and the taste. I mean, go ahead and do what you wish, you'd just have to deal with me being a little cross with you for knowing that information.
Ha, like the chicks off of Baywatch? You want my number so you can tell someone to call me as you lie on the floor turning blue?
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:36 am
Chexednut I... don't want to have anything to do with drugs or alcohol. I can't stand smell and the taste. I mean, go ahead and do what you wish, you'd just have to deal with me being a little cross with you for knowing that information.
Ha, like the chicks off of Baywatch? You want my number so you can tell someone to call me as you lie on the floor turning blue? Hahaha, I'd totally tell them to too... That would be awesome! Anyway, I've gotta get some sleep. I only got 2 hours earlier, and these computer problems I'm facing are causing more stress than that 2 hours can handle. Anyway, you have a splendid day! Pancake's off to get some sleep!
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:40 am
Alright, 'cake. I hope you get some well-deserved sleep. 3nodding
Just think about Baywatch and I'm sure you'll fall asleep with good dreams on the way.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:52 am
Wahahaha! The exchange between you two. XD
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:44 am
It's just like that, innit? sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:48 am
@Jaft: Oh I know; between 'cake, Eien and you, Jaft, I just have this amazing habit of talking dirty.
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:50 am
I have absolutely no intention of drinking, and I was 21 this month. xp
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:52 am
:O!
I MISSED THE DIRTY TALK?! emo
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:53 am
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:54 am
Butbutbut, I like dirty talk
Dirrrrrrrrty talk wink
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