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 Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 6:40 pm
She tried to stone me to death. Self-defense, man!
You sicked Medusa on me!
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Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:13 pm
Unless Medusa is what you're calling my flamethrower, then no.
You wanted to change our uniforms to consist of a pink shirt.
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Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:27 pm
You'd look good in pink
You hit me with a car!
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Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 9:42 pm
No I didn't. You just jumped in the way.
You didn't like my diamond sword.
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Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 1:04 pm
Well it's very impractical; what's wrong with good ol' steel?
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:42 pm
I, um... Your honor! I request the court be adjourned until charges are laid against me!
Your thousand-word essay only totalled eight-hundred and forty-seven words. Yes, I counted it!
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 5:00 pm
Well maybe if the topic wasn't so damn boring, maybe I could write something longer!
You rigged my gas grenade!
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 7:57 pm
Sabotage is important in combating the enemy.
You tried tampering with my flamethrower.
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:11 pm
No, you only think I tampered with it, I actually replaced it with a Super Soaker. You squirt!
You took offence to my cunning 'salt in the wound' pun
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:52 pm
Because you're a terrible comedian and you suck! scream
You ruined my chances of snapping pictures of Ember while she's changing her uniform!
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:14 pm
You call it a crime, I call it self-defence
You didn't tell me I forgot to put an accusation last time! ((Sorry KBiT!))
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:38 pm
It was all part of the plan.
You scuffed my boot!
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Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 9:37 am
You scuffed all mine.
You tried to pull down my swim trunks!
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Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:09 am
*Jaws theme* twisted
You ratted me out to the Beach Patrol
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Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:11 pm
I AM the beach patrol. They decided to up it since so many people were breaking the rules.
You broke a rule. You must be burned to death.
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