Drop Death

[roses are forever]

(that makes me sad sad I <3 penguins..)


I see the penguin balloon.
I give it a big hug, tics jump from the penguin to me and burrow into my skin.
They suck all my blood and I die


I drop my sanity  

[area51l]

Your sanity enters my bloodstream through a small scratch. It overflows my circuitry and my brain sputters and stops working.


I drop a pack of 5 Gum.(F.Y.I. it's very yummy gum sold where I live... the US)  

[Invisible Rainbows]

I pick up the 5 gum so that I can eat a piece. I take too much, and when I swallow it I choke.

I drop a lava lamp.

Questing a kiki!

 

[area51l]

I think the lava lamp looks like a foreign energy drink. I drink it and die from poison.

I drop a piece of paper.  

[pppinkyyy]

I think the paper is a tortilla so I crumple it and shove it in my mouth, which results in choking to death

I drop a universal remote  

[roses are forever]

The remote lands on a table next to an identical universal remote cookie. I accidentally eat the cookie and I die from people poking my tummy to change the channel
(thought i would go with the eating theme)

I drop my engagement..  

[Invisible Rainbows]

Aww... Roses... Don't be so sad. We love you.

I find Rose's engagement, and I use it to inspire others to be as happy as they can. I give it to people in need. Eventually, I die from wearing myself out helping others to make Rose feel better.

I drop Companion Cube. (From Portal)

Questing a kiki!

 

[area51l]

I pick up the Companion Cube and smack myself on the chest repeatedly, drilling a hole into my chest and I stab my heart after 2 hours of smacking.



I drop a clock that has an alarm set to 9:15 AM  

[Avzel]

I pick up the alarm clock, bring it home and set it to wake me at 7am. Unfortunately it does not go off, causing a chain of events in which the day goes from bad to worse. After the sizzlingly bad day, I am so distracted that I drive off a bridge and drown in the Bay.

A packet of fast food ketchup falls out of my car just before I go over the edge.  

[Sophronia bee]

I'm walking along a beautiful bridge looking out over the water and slide on a packet of ketchup causing me to slip and flip over the side of the bridge down to the water below. Right before plummeting to my death I see a car right below me which shortens my short life span.  

[roses are forever]

I die of nothingness


I drop my rainbow smileyface eariings  

[endinglight]

They bounce and brush against my skin, which instantly turns to brittle paper substance and crumples to dust. Like a vampire in the sunlight.

I drop a flaming poodle wink  

[XxShadowxStalkerxX]

Whoever appeals to the law against their fellow man is either a fool or a coward.

the flaming poodle lands next to a gas pump at the local 7-11....

I stand and watch as it urinates against the nearest fire hydrant, melting the metal with it's toxins, then extinguishing the blaze of fur.

The dog simply jumps up and karate kicks me in the chin. I fall victim to K9DFA

(K-9 Death From Above)

I drop a Venus Fly Trap

-Shadow

Whoever cannot take care of them self without that law is both.

 

[OM-NOM-NOMY]

werid?  

[Invisible Rainbows]

Slurp, please read the rules on the first page.

I play with the Venus Fly Trap, and set it in my widowsill. I feed it everyday, and love it. It is my best friend. One day, it comes to life, and mistakes me for food, and eats me.

I drop... um... uh...


My English teacher's "spear."

(It's a big stick with a slight point on the end.)

Questing a kiki!