Why Did You Divorce the Person Above You?

[Koneko Midoria]

Because you don't realize that your tentacle monster wants to make babies with me.
I'm sorry, but you can't really castrate a tentacle monster...

And it was either me or that monster.
And you picked that dang thing... so.... so. ;_;

;_;  

[Elcia]

Are you kidding?! Look at you! Arachnid-phobia!  

[Koneko Midoria]

Cause you didn't realize that I'm sexy.
I might be an arachnid but I'm damn fine.

>D  

[invisible-weirdo]

[XD That was great]

The biting was kinda kinky but it sent me to the hospital >.> I'm sorry, but I don't think I can handle this relationship anymore.  

[Koneko Midoria]

Cause you didn't realize my love bites wouldn't hurt you.
Look at you, you're like a zombie -- YOU EAT PEOPLE.

They wouldn't even let you into the hospital!  

[Alarias]

I'm sorry it's just...I'm more of a dog person.  

[Kaz Likes Cookies]

Smoking hurts my computer according to Apple. I love my computer more then you.  

[YunieCookie]

Because you're so obsessed with your computer! You do anything Apple tells you to! I don't care how pretty the Mac guy in the ads is, I need love too
emo  

[Elcia]

(hehe let me add some irony to that, the mac guy would tell you She's Just Not That Into You)  

[wakusei]

@ Yunie - I swear your scarf tried to strangle me in my sleep! But you didn't believe me... gonk  

[Alarias]

You were just too paranoid. Inanimate objects can't kill you, Waku! And aliens aren't listening to your thoughts!  

[Blackie the Cow]

You couldn't handle my girth so I simply had to let you go.  

[Surazal Dloc]

Because I couldn't handle your girth.  

[-Kali-La-Fae-]

Because of your thirst for blood, THE CAT DID NOTHING TO YOU!!!

 

[Kusaragi]

You wouldn't let me feast on our friends. The cravings became too much to bear, so I had to leave you before I consumed you.