Ok, seriously, since the poll has been tied (or very nearly) for the last 6 or 7 votes, I'm saying "screw it", and I'm awarding the prize to both Kals and Waku.
I present to both of you your Arrrrggghhh!! Testosterone gift.
Thank you guys for participating, and thanks to everyone who voted. >w< I had a lot of fun, and...well, that's a wrap!