Wishing game

[turdle boi]

^Your wish is my command, but you run through others and kill them.

<>I wish to lose ten pounds.  

[Royal_Bet]

Granted, but you do this by not eating and you eventually die from starvation.

I wish I could tell time in any place...  

[Saverio C.]

You think about the time too much and kill yourself

I wish for a Chuck Norris T  

[Royal_Bet]

Granted, but chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you so hard that you change into an alien.

I wish that Chuck Norris was a buggy...  

[turdle boi]

question Ummm.....You're wish is my command....(as in the old mode of transportation?)......(I'll use it as such).....(if it's not, I'm sorry)....but he crashes into a tree and you all die.

I wish to rid myself of all pain, both physical and mental, without dying.  

[Tezumak99]

you do, but you watch as your other friends die

i wish that i became president of the world!  

[Liz the Kyuubi]

Your wish is my command, but you are overthrown and brutally assasinated.

I wish there was a TV channel that only played yaoi.  

[Royal_Bet]

Granted, but you get bored of it.

I wish that fish could grow wings...  

[Liz the Kyuubi]

(How could I get bored of it...unless it's all reruns...)
Granted, but one flies out of the water and hits you in the eye.

I wish i had an unlimited supply of Milky Way Midnights.  

[Lifes Little Conflict]

You Do but they're from last halloween.

I wish for a perfect basket of perfect fruits that are edible.
(Ha!)  

[Royal_Bet]

Granted, but you trip and fall on one

I wish that we could make an airplane of lego's...  

[Lifes Little Conflict]

we can till someone makes a starwars ship and smashes the plane to bits.

I wish I had waffles.  

[Royal_Bet]

Granted, but they are deadly because they have bugs in them.

I wish that everybody would love me! heart  

[Lifes Little Conflict]

Wish granted but they love you so much they suffocate you.

I wish I had a monkey.  

[Royal_Bet]

granted, but it is king kong and he kills ^

I wish that I could rule King Kong!!!