-.- The Blame Game

[Crimson_Nyx]

cause in the morning is too early and in the afternoon is just....lame

why is there nothing on in t.v.?  

[SoundlessMelody]

because the aliens took over your t.v.

Why do fishes live in water?  

[Crimson_Nyx]

because they want to be with their friends the mermaids

why is there a flock of birds on my balcony?  

[Vindictive Vampiress]

Because the CSI glued birdseed to your deck.

Why is the rum always gone???? (XD)  

[pickle relish]

because I drank it all!!

Why did he have to shave his fricking hair??!?!  

[Crimson_Nyx]

wanted to see if light would reflect of his head

Why is it so hot when it was so cold in the morning?  

[Kurezi]

God hates you.

Why am I coffee addicted >_>?  

[shauna_marie]

because your tastebuds are messed up....

why cant people live on the moon  

[Prinniesdood]

Because there's no air. Duh!

Tell me, who built the time rupture organism?  

[Prinniesdood]

That would be Father time himself.

Who died and left a mark on the sofa?  

[Pnytenshi]

A spider and my sister killed it...

(still trying to get the gist of the game)

uhhhh..... why aren't i clever enough to come up with a clever question... sweatdrop  

[Prinniesdood]

Cause the aliens of sector 3 are sending vibe waves which is making people think slower.

Why is there a sector 3 and no 1 or 2?  

[pickle relish]

because the aliens from those sectors had a civil war.

Why isn't there any shampoo?  

[Prinniesdood]

XD Because Shampoo is the name of a girl in china.

Who invented chocolate?