Would you rather...?

[Revvi]

Bungee jump.
It seems safe to me somehow.

Would you rather kill yourself or die by your enemy's blade?  

[pickle relish]

Die by my enemies blade. It would be more...valiant, somehow. And suicide is not a good option.

Would you rather be in a plane that's hijacked, or thats going to crash?  

[Revvi]

On that's hijacked, assuming it will eventually land somewhere and I will not die.

Would you rather jump off a cliff or be pushed into a bottomless pit?  

[Trish the Stalker]

Bottomless pit, there's no bottom to hit so I'd just starve or die of dehydration.

Would you rather live your life as the opposite gender or as the opposite sexuality?

(Bisexual<>Asexual)
(Homosexual<>Heterosexual)  

[pickle relish]

Opposite sexuality. I would still be the same gender, so things wouldn't be that different. Except that I would be a lesbian. xd

Would you rather kill your best friend, or be killed by your best friend?  

[DaisukeOrDark]

Kill. I could spare Megan. I'd miss her. Buuuuut I don't want to die.

p***s or v****a  

[Trish the Stalker]

Uh... this is kind of a trick question but p***s either way. I prefer it as I am a hetero female and it'd be fun to have one too (easier to play with XD)  

[CR Kyrie]

=D I don't have one to answer?

Would you rather see your dad in a speedo or your mom in a thong?

(Evil, I know)  

[pickle relish]

I hate you for this...x.x
My mom in a thong. I've seen her in a two part swim suit before, so this shouldn't be *much* worse. *shudders*

Would you rather be blind or deaf?  

[Erverain]

Deaf, because even though I'm legally blind, I still like having vision.

Would you rather...
See your dad in a thong or see your mom with some guy who isn't your dad?  

[CR Kyrie]

My dad, though I'd still be scarred xP

Would you rather catch your parents or be caught by your parents? >P (I think you know what I mean)  

[Erverain]

-_<
Caught by.

Would you rather...

Eat a two-ton chocolate bunny, or eat a five pound hamburger, loaded with all sorts of heart-clogging goodness?  

[CR Kyrie]

The two-ton chocolate bunny... ooh, chocolatey goodness.

Would you rather be rich and never happy, or poor and always happy?  

[Allah The Eternal]

i would rather be poor and happy....hell, i am poor and happy xd

would you rather have every STD and suffer for the rest of your life, or get thrown out in space where you would die from lack of oxygen?  

[pickle relish]

thrown out in space. I wouldn't suffer nearly so long. Not to mention I wouldn't have to worry about giving my lover every STD in the world. xd
Would you rather be in love with someone who hates you, or have someone you hate be in love with you?