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1. [] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. (Hehe, I don't notice things..)
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit (Doesn't everyone choke on their spit sometime in their life- _ -?)
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw
it once
5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [ ] I have caught something on fire.....
7. [ ] I've told a cop to ******** off.
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my
nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [ ] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked
at me weird.
10. [x] I've caught myself drooling...(I cant help it!! It happens sometimes)
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion
12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh.
13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. (Rarely but it still occurs)
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. (Yup, now I know I shouldn't talk when chewing gum)
20. [ ] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less
23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. (I'm bored but I could be doing something more important)
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will
happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was. (At times because I had a brain explosion or something)
in my hand the whole time. Many times
28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking. (Oh, all the time! I get carried off with other things)
about.
32. [x] I've fallen off of my chair before.(Almost happens every day!!! My rolling chair in my office is on wooden floor so its hard to not let it slip)
33. [] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

I am 27% Stupid.. o___O

1. [ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [ ] I have choked on my own spit
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw
it once
5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [ ] I have caught something on fire.....
7. [ ] I've told a cop to ******** off.
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.
10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling...
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion
12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. >
13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. >
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less
23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [x] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [ ] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. Many times
28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [ ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
32. [ ] I've fallen off of my chair before.
33. [x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

Total X's: 6
x 3
= 18

I am 18% stupid.

Some of those I don't consider even stupid. Some of them I just consider as being creative, like the staring at the ceiling and trying to find things in the texture.

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1. [X ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [X ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [X] I have choked on my own spit
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw
it once
5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [ ] I have caught something on fire.....
7. [ ] I've told a cop to f**k off.
8. [X ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my
nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [X ] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked
at me weird.
10. [X ] I've caught myself drooling...
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion
12. [X ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. >
13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [X ] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. >
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [X ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [X ] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less
23. [X ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will
happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [X ] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was
in my hand the whole time. Many times
28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [X ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking
about.
32. [X] I've fallen off of my chair before.
33. [X] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

"I am 45% stupid"

1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw
it once
5. [x] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [x] I have caught something on fire.....
7. [ ] I've told a cop to ******** off.
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my
nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked
at me weird.
10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling...
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion
12. [x] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh.
13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [x] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less
23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will
happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was
in my hand the whole time. Many times
28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking
about.
32. [ ] I've fallen off of my chair before.
33. [ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

I'm 39% stupid 83

Ok I have TWO stories about the fire!

Some time ago when my sister was doing a project using fire I was messing around with the paper by putting it up on the fire then it got too close and it burnt up.I dropped it on the floor.Thats when my dad kicked it to put it out.

~

The other one is when I was using the computer in the living room and it was late I noticed that the candle's fire was growing.Then I ran to my sleeping sister and tried to wake her up but she kept on sleeping.Then I ran to my dad and told (or SCREAM) to wake him up and yell that the candle's fire was growing.

Yeah clumsy me!On that second one,,I might even be in the hospital by now!

1. [ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [ ] I have choked on my own spit
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw
it once
5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [x] I have caught something on fire.....
7. [ ] I've told a cop to ******** off.
8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my
nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked
at me weird.
10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling...
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion
12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. >
13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. >
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [x] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [ ] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less
23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will
happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was
in my hand the whole time. Many times
28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [x] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [ ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking
about.
32. [ ] I've fallen off of my chair before.
33. [x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

I'm 33% stupid.