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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:18 pm
Nope.
A much more tragice belle... I be Isolde. I can give you the huge backstory on Isolde, but it's boring and long.
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:18 pm
I'm confused... why are we ignoreing Slim? neutral
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:21 pm
I'm not, but Jaft is so he's making small talk.
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:21 pm
It's just me that's ignoring her and Sanzo for a period of time due to the fact they avoided my comments.
Using this immature way of revenge and vengeance seems to be the easiest and least creative so it saves time and energy for my hands...
Because I need my hands.
You know, for college, and stuff. Like my karate class.
Here's a joke for masturbation.
Who needs a girlfriend when I have Lill and Jill?
Lill is your left hand, Jill is your right hand depending on perspective.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:24 pm
Jaft is ignoring me because I ignored his posts asking for my location. sweatdrop
It hurts my heart so. crying
I'll here story, Isolde. mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:24 pm
That was a really bad masturbation joke.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:26 pm
Depends on how you use it.
Usually I'll say, "Dude, have you met Jill? She's hella hot."
Then said friend says, "Huh? No, do you have a picture? Show me!"
Then I say, "She's right here." Then I wave my right hand in front of his face.
Then his reply is, "Dude... no."
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:29 pm
Slim95 Jaft is ignoring me because I ignored his posts asking for my location. sweatdrop It hurts my heart so. crying I'll here story, Isolde. mrgreen I thought you told us where you lived though... why was he badgering you for it?
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:32 pm
Bah, it was nothing. There was that sudden impulse to go fighting in the streets. lol
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:40 pm
Is Slim talking? I can't tell....
What I can tell is that she don't wanna spar me.
Muahaha...
I'm going go buy me a body bag to beat on.
Weights for the win!
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:43 pm
There's a movie, Tristan & Isolde, which I haven't seen yet.
Basically Tristan and Isolde were lovers, but Isolde was set to marry Mark. Isolde was given a love potion intended for her and Mark. Tristan accompanies her on the journey overseas to be married to Mark but gets thirsty and accidentally drinks the love potion. Isolde and Tristan are then in love with each other forever.
Isolde still goes and marries Mark but since her and Tristan are now hopelessly in love they begin an affair. Tristan is banished and he marries another woman. However they never consummate the marriage because of Tristan's love for Isolde.
One day Tristan suffers a poisoned wound that only Isolde (the most skilled physician) could cure. He sends a ship for her, asking that its crew fly white sails on the return if Isolde is aboard, and black if she is not. Isolde agrees to go, and the ship races home, white sails high. However, Tristan is too weak to look out his window to see the signal, so he asks his wife to check for him. In a moment of jealousy, she tells him the sails are black, and Tristan dies immediately of despair. When the Isolde comes to find her lover dead, she dies of grief at his side.
...sorry that took so long, I couldn't remember everything so I had to look some of it up.
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:45 pm
That's really depressing.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:48 pm
La Belle Isolde There's a movie, Tristan & Isolde, which I haven't seen yet. Basically Tristan and Isolde were lovers, but Isolde was set to marry Mark. Isolde was given a love potion intended for her and Mark. Tristan accompanies her on the journey overseas to be married to Mark but gets thirsty and accidentally drinks the love potion. Isolde and Tristan are then in love with each other forever. Isolde still goes and marries Mark but since her and Tristan are now hopelessly in love they begin an affair. Tristan is banished and he marries another woman. However they never consummate the marriage because of Tristan's love for Isolde. One day Tristan suffers a poisoned wound that only Isolde (the most skilled physician) could cure. He sends a ship for her, asking that its crew fly white sails on the return if Isolde is aboard, and black if she is not. Isolde agrees to go, and the ship races home, white sails high. However, Tristan is too weak to look out his window to see the signal, so he asks his wife to check for him. In a moment of jealousy, she tells him the sails are black, and Tristan dies immediately of despair. When the Isolde comes to find her lover dead, she dies of grief at his side. ...sorry that took so long, I couldn't remember everything so I had to look some of it up. That IS depressing. Oh, now I'm all choked up and angry at the non-existent wife.....
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:56 pm
Sorry I took so long to get back... people were bugging me like mad on MSN.
I picked it because it was pretty tragic. Then they went and made that godforsaken movie.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:03 am
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