Corrupt-A-Wish

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Hey listen!

Granted, but that causing you to become smart....need I say more?

I wish for Video Game Developers to get off the topic of Damsels in distress s**t and get onto real topics...

O.e *Blam blam blam blam* *Booooom!!!!!* Listen to that....O.e

 

[Vindictive Vampiress]

Granted. Now all new video games are about rescuing men. Very pretty men.

I wish that Gaia would abolish the 'Gaia Cash' system.  

[Orange Affair]

Granted, but then they jack up the prices on every little item on gaia.

I wish my laundry was done and put away.

 

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Hey listen!

Granted, but is incinerated as soon as you put them up, and only the ones you like are not able to be saved

I wish that their were only Kids in the world and they were all smart but made jokes just the same as a teenager

(O.e Long wish)

O.e *Blam blam blam blam* *Booooom!!!!!* Listen to that....O.e

 

[CaucasianNoodles]

Granted. But everyday for atleast an hour they rant around killing eachother. ^.^

I wish that my computer was faster -_- ^.^  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Hey listen!

(Killing isn't such a bad thing)

Granted, but it goes too fast and begins to think for itself and plots with the other computers, and the roaches, about world domination.

I wish there were endless amounts of Ice Cream but no one got a headache.

O.e *Blam blam blam blam* *Booooom!!!!!* Listen to that....O.e

 

[CaucasianNoodles]

Granted. But all of the Icecream tastes like raw llama tongue.

dramallama

I wish that i had more gaia gold. ^.^  

[Chemmon]

granted, but you got it from an illegal website and gaia banned you

i wish my computer wasn't dead.
ninja  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Hey listen!

Granted, now you can never turn it off, and it gets infected with a virus that downloads porn from sites you've never even been to, causing your mother/room mate/father/brother/sister/ and/or anyone like that too see it and forever call you a perv, and then you become a registered sex offender.

I wish for an Amityville Toaster and a box of waffles to make toasted human hands out of...

O.e *Blam blam blam blam* *Booooom!!!!!* Listen to that....O.e

 

[Firenze_101]

Granted, but the human hands come to life and strangle you in your sleep.

I wish everyone at school didn't hate me  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Granted, but now everyone loves you, and won't ever leave you alone.

I wish everyone who was ever convicted for the wrong crime got out of jail, and everyone knew who did what instantly....O.e  

[Izumi Iris]

Granted, but now fapping has become a crime.

I wish people never needed glasses.  

[Saverio C.]

You don't need glasses if you don't have eyes.

I wish that your mother jokes were cool again.  

[CaucasianNoodles]

Granted but then nothing else in the world would be funny. And that was your only entertainment. Nothing else.  

[wakusei]

I wish Satine03 had made a wish!