Why Did You Divorce the Person Above You?

[YunieCookie]

Because I am TERRIFIED of spiders.
I really don't know why we got married in the first place.  

[Koneko Midoria]

Because you wore that crown out everywhere.
When anyone asked about it, you proclaimed yourself queen of the universe.

Seriously, you were embarrassing me!

 

[YunieCookie]

Because you always misheard me!
I'm Queen of the Seven Seas, not the Universe.  

[Kusaragi]

Because you always mumbled at the most inopportune times.  

[nedozuki_88]

I dont even have to say.... lol  

[infinite_personalities101]

Because you lied. You said if I kissed you, you'd turn into a prince....you're still a frog!!!!!!!!!  

[Alarias]

You were way too violent. Forgetting to turn the coffee pot off got me slapped one too many times ;_;  

[Surazal Dloc]

Because you beat me whenever I take the pickles out of my cheeseburger without asking for permission first sad  

[nedozuki_88]

your feet were too smelly O3O  

[nedozuki_88]

I deviorced myself because I wasnt giving myself enough space... you were sufficating me women!!!! scream  

[Alarias]

Because I found out you were insane eek Got a restraining order too >.>  

[Surazal Dloc]

Because you ruined the end of the sixth sense for me, you told me Bruce Willis was dead the whole time crying  

[infinite_personalities101]

Because you wouldn't my tiger sleep inside, you said animals slept outside, but yet your octopus could sleep inside!!!!!!! You unfair meanie...  

[Undakai]

Because I forgot which personality I was married to.  

[Alarias]

Because I plan to walk away with half of everything you own! No prenup huzzah!