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 Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:27 am
... I'd be a total player for that whole day, party everywhere and hook up with everyone. See? That was a bad idea, wasn't it? biggrin
If you lived on the moon...
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:06 pm
I'd stick a flag in it.
If you had your own flag...
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:02 am
It would be highly offensive to everyone.
If you were hurdling through space.....
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:10 am
I'd be enjoying myself in zero gravity
...If you were sent a video of me having fun it outer space..
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:53 pm
I'd ask why you didn't invite me...
If I used you for testing a flamethrower on...
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:20 am
.. I'd have shot you beforehand
If I invited you to enjoy hurdling in outer space with me...
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:10 pm
I would decline the offer
If the world suddenly exploded...
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:17 pm
the universe as a whole would be better off.
If peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers......
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 3:34 am
...He'd get burned
If Peter picked a peck of YOUR pickled peppers... without your permission...
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 5:26 pm
I would have to pick his eyes out
If I picked your eyes out...
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 5:36 pm
I'd simotaniously(sp) tear your throat out
If I actually finished the Ballet homework I've been working on all weekend
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 1:52 pm
You would no longer have to worry about it
If I actually cared about school
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:51 pm
You'd end up with a doctorate degree in a field you hate.
If Jesus is God's only son, but we are all children of God......
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:20 pm
Then it's complicated
If Christmas is coming and the goose is getting fat...
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:46 am
... kill it
If a wedding runs out of wine...
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