The Guild's Incorrect Quotes

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Charlotte: Sisters are supposed to be a shield against life's cruel adversity!

Priscilla (rolls eyes): Sisters ARE life's cruel adversity.

source : tumblr
characters involved : charlotte and priscilla connolly  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

3 AM in the Slytherin Girls Dormitory:

Faina: They say with pessimism you'll either be correct or pleasantly surprised, but that's an awfully optimistic way to see pessimism.

Callista (through gritted teeth): I will give you one more chance to shut up.

source : tumblr
characters involved : faina patrovna, callista hargrave  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Rhys: Can you pick up milk?

Gid: *lifts gallon* Ya, it's easy

Rhys: I mean from the store

Gid: I would imagine it weighs the same there too


source : tumblr
characters involved : Rhys Hamilton-Blake, Gideon Reid  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Mahavir: If I’m single… and you’re single.. you know what that means ; )

Mirzam: Yeah

Mirzam:

Mirzam: We ugly

source : tumblr
characters involved : Mahavi Eaton-Chahal and Mirzam Owens  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Nike: I know you're not used to this, but maybe you should just try to keep it chill and see what happens.

Leon: Great advice. Impossible to follow, but great advice.

source : parks and rec
characters involved : Nicole "Nike" Lovette, Leon McGregor  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Akira: I'm riding... SHOTGUN!

Ibarra: But you have it all the way here-!

Callista: Now I found the shotgun!

Callista: And I want the front seat

Callista: *loads shotgun*

source : vine (thomas sanders)
characters involved : Akira Yamazaki, Ibarra Bautista, Callista Hargrave  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Faina: i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat

source : tumblr
characters involved : Faina Patrovna  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Cyrille: Imagine a dessert for two, Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream in a pool of cognac drizzled in the world’s most expensive chocolate, Amedei Porcelana, covered with shaved white, black, and clear truffles, and topped with edible twenty-five karat gold leaf. Can you imagine anything better?

Sissy: I don’t know, you ever put a donut in the oven?

Cyrille:

source : tumblr
characters involved : Cyrille LeBeau, Sissy Masters  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Esmeralda: “c'est la vie” is just a fancy way to say “thats how it is on this b***h of an earth”

source : tumblr
characters involved : Esmeralda Mortemer  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Mina: Come on, I don't brag that much.

Abigail: You once called your face "proof of God's existence".

source : desperate housewives
characters involved : Vilhelmina Markov, Abigail Cody  

[Fuzzymelonlord]

Byron: alchohol tastes better when you are underage because the secret ingrident is crime.

source : Tumblr
characters involved : Byron Lockwood  

[Fuzzymelonlord]

Momo: so whats for lunch?
Byron: food, usually.
Momo: no, i mean what are you having?
Byron: an unwanted conversation.

source : Tumblr
characters involved : Byron Lockwood, Giselle "Momo" Scarlet  

[Fuzzymelonlord]

Ha-Yun: Look, I’m sorry that I called you codependent, okay? I think you have a great relationship and it’s perfectly natural for two grown guys to need each other this badly
Seok-Jin: So you finally understand my friendship with Whitney?
Ha-Yun: No. Not even a little bit
Ha-Yun: Infants aren’t even this dependent on their mother when they breastfeed

source : Scrubs
characters involved : Ha-Yun Lee, Seok-Jin Lee  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Niall: I feel like you're making a lot of progress!

Will, thinking about all the secrets he keeps from him so he won't judge: yes.


source : twitter
characters involved : Niall Hughes, William Bennett  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Nani: F*cking hell.

Desi, clutching chest: Nani! What have I told you?!

Nani: *mumbles*

Desi: louder!

Nani: *sighs* I'm a werewolf, not a swearwolf


source : tumblr
characters involved : Nani Heulwen, Desi Whitethorne