Wishing game

[Lifes Little Conflict]

Granted but His uncle eats you.

I wish I could Rome Italy. :B  

[Royal_Bet]

Granted, but waldo comes out of nowhere and makes you invisible.

I wish that evil was good instead...  

[Xanatos Forever]

Granted, but now you're considered too evil and are killed and remembered as one of the most evil people in history...O.o

I wish people would realize when there's already a thread in existence stare ...  

[Large Inmate]

Granted but everyone still makes repeat threads.

I wish I would stop forgetting things.  

[Xanatos Forever]

Granted, but now you remember everything, and your head explodes from the sudden increase in knowledge eek

I wish for nothing bad to happen on my next wish!  

[Large Inmate]

Xanatos Forever

Granted, but now you remember everything, and your head explodes from the sudden increase in knowledge eek

I wish for nothing bad to happen on my next wish!

Granted but all the goodiness has a negative effect of some sort, that causes you to go insane.

I wish the world would stop turning.  

[Xanatos Forever]

Granted, and everything shoots off into space, as anything on the surface was going as fast as the rotation, which is, like...what, a few million miles an hour?

I wish I wasn't so tired...  

[Large Inmate]

Xanatos Forever

Granted, and everything shoots off into space, as anything on the surface was going as fast as the rotation, which is, like...what, a few million miles an hour?

I wish I wasn't so tired...

Granted but you'll never be able to sleep again.

I wish I could go to be easily.  

[Xanatos Forever]

Granted, but now you'll be almost impossible to wake up...

I wish I wasn't such a terrible boyfriend...  

[Alarias]

Granted but, now you're so great that your girlfriend/boyfriend begins to feel inferior to you and become depressed.

I wish I had some mashed taters.  

[Xanatos Forever]

Granted, but the taters are radioactive, and they morph into a humonguous, spud spewing mutant...o.O Lucky! xd

I wish I would think with the right head more often stare ...  

[Alarias]

Granted, but now a new head has sprung out of your neck to be the "left" head that you don't use and it doesn't do anything except scare away potential dates.

I wish I had a soda.  

[Xanatos Forever]

Granted, but it was shaken up on its way to you so when you open, it explodes all over you.

Oh, I wish were an Oscar Meyer wiener, that is what I truly want to be, 'cause if I were an Oscar Meyer wiener, everyone would be in love with me! ((Now, this is wayy too easy xd ))  

[Alarias]

Granted, but you are loved so much that instead of eating you, you are placed in a freezer so that that love may exist eternally and you will spend your days in a dark frozen hell with obsessed fans peeking at you, giving you a glimpse into the world you can no longer be a part of.

I wish I had a gold dollar.  

[Xanatos Forever]

(( confused Very descriptive...and slightly morbid xd ))

Granted, and a hit is placed on your head for it, bringing all manner of hitmen and mercs after you, from the lamest of the lame to the best of the best...

I wish I had artistic talent...