-.- The Blame Game

[pickle relish]

You did, duh.

Why do I have cookies?  

[Prinniesdood]

mad *shakes fist in the air vigorously* Why I outta-!

Well, you have cookies because the one armed man handed them to you through your nightmares.

Who is in charge here?  

[SoundlessMelody]

The purple hatted bunny!

Who knocked on the door?  

[whatagirl]

the old man wearing nothing but a pink bikini did. Why am i living in a wholesome life of poverty?  

[umi505]

Because there's always desprate news reporters looking for a story.

Why do people always hound on others for not wearing their seatbelt, but buses have no seatbelts?  

[whatagirl]

because they don't care about buses
Who let the dogs out? (wait did someone already ask that? i didn't pay attention...)  

[Prinniesdood]

xd Who cares!?

Does this dress make me look fat? ( eek WAIT! gonk WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?)  

[Large Inmate]

Yes Yes it does.
[I thought we had to blame something though.]

Why does safeways hot chocolate not taste too good? scream  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

because there's no chocolate in it

why have I been impaled by a javelin?  

[Kusaragi]

Because Juggernaut's aim sucks

Why does it take so long to load the inventory pages now?  

[Mugen Nagrom]

Because you touch yourself at night(note:this is a joke)

Why can't cars fly?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

because boats can't drive on land

why can't boats drive on land?  

[Lobo-chan]

Because the cops don't want you speeding through town on your speedboat!

Why do we have to go to school?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

'cause we're being brainwa- 'gets shot'

why am i still alive  

[Lobo-chan]

The idiot who shot you didn't hit a vital spot and instead just shot you in the calf stare

Why are the children becoming more and more horrible? gonk