The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[FinalFantasyFanAeCK]

Fortunately scientists developed a cure for the anorexic kids  

[Courtesan Brigitte]

Unfortunately the cure was stolen and destroyed by pro-ana fanatics.  

[Tony_Jae]

Fortunately, one of them was an undercover scientist.  

[II Panda Puff L II]

unfortunatley, he sold the cure on the black market for $100,000,000  

[Carrion dreams]

fortunately the original scientist bought it back...  

[II Panda Puff L II]

unfortunately, it had horrible side effects, and everyone who took the cure turned into frogs  

[Fuku Taichou]

Fortunately, a lot of people read that one fairy tale where the princess kissed the frog and he turned into a prince, so they kissed the frogs and they returned to human form again.

(Long sentence...I know.)  

[Turbotronix]

Unfortunately , they started eating bugs  

[II Panda Puff L II]

fortunately, just like in "the lion king" the bugs were slimey yet satisfying  

[Intuet]

Unfortunately, this meant no one was eating farm animals, and those animals started running wild.  

[II Panda Puff L II]

fortunatley, old mcdonald saved the day. "ei ei o"  

[Avzel]

Unfortunately the animals pulled an "Animal Farm" on him and killed him then proclaimed they were equal to humans.  

[Fuku Taichou]

Fortunately, the humans thought this was justified, since Old McDonald killed animals brutally.  

[Writing_my_page]

Unfortunatly, they went on a murderous rampage all across texas,(The animals  

[Avzel]

Fortunately, enough Texans still carried guns and they shot the animals in self-defense. blaugh