you're fired!!!!

[Azyiie]

You are fired because you brought pies to the office. When it wasn't "bring your pie to work day"! > : C  

[TxTiNK]

Your fired because you're a pie hater... lol

 

[Azyiie]

I am not a pie hater, it just wasn't bring your pie to work day. xP
You are fired for sleeping on the job!
Literally :3  

[TxTiNK]

Yeah, yeah... I know but..but..but... this week I am a pig sitter and we had to get some rest after all of our adventures!!
Now the reason we had to let you go was because you failed to file those claws down some and we're a little afraid of you and those things!! O_o
lol

 

[Azyiie]

RAWR.
We had to let you go because you came up to work in a swimsuit and it is formal wear.  

[Ferus Rahl]

You're fired because you were smoking near the fire alarm and you set it off. We've evacuated the building but there's no fire... burning_eyes  

[TxTiNK]

They're making me let you go because you're always flying about and nobody knows what to think, but they feel certain it's a liability their insurance doesn't cover. Sorry buddy!

 

[Azyiie]

We fired you because we thought you were physic. You ran around saying 'I'M IN SPACEEEEE'. Sorry.  

[TxTiNK]

...oh wait, me psycho? O_o maybe...
but we had to let you go because you're just too sexy for the office environment we are trying to create... sorry...

 

[Daypaw]

You're fired because you couldn't fit your office keys into that tiny purse. If you can't get in, you can't work here. Them's the breaks, mate.  

[TxTiNK]

We had to let you go because this is a daycare and we like things lively and colorful... you're just so...monochromatic!! lol

 

[Tera Windstar]

Your fired for looking sad  

[TxTiNK]

We had to let you go because we don't exactly know where to put you to work....

 

[dulcet cashmere]

you're fired because no dogs are allowed in the office!
 

[TxTiNK]

You're fired because nobody as cute as you needs to work!!