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 Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:06 pm
"Am I to understand these are made with real frogs?"
"Of course!"
"With bones?"
"That's what makes them crunchy!"
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:06 pm
aretoo hehehe Sorry, wasn't trying to make fun of you or anything; it just struck me as funny! It's actually just "The Life of Brian". His first name, kinda like "The Life of Jesus". biggrin And now for something *completely* different. Ah...I really don't know why, but I always thought it was O'Brian...xP oh well Aww...no more tips on how to hide?
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:07 pm
Nami Tsuki *falls asleep in the corner* *poke*
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:08 pm
Nami Tsuki *falls asleep in the corner* o.O *pokes* You look familiar.
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:10 pm
Nami Tsuki *falls asleep in the corner* *pokes with a stick*
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:11 pm
*sleep talks*
yes... prinniesdood... familiar...
*wakes up*
I KNOW YOU!!!
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:12 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:13 pm
Mr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!
(Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)
Mr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!?
Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.
Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!
Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
(pause)
Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and
VOOM! Feeweeweewee!
Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
Owner: No no! 'E's pining!
Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
(pause)
Owner: Well, I'd better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of parrots.
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:14 pm
aretoo Mr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call! (Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.) Mr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead parrot. Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned! Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!? Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major. Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk. Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords. Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home? Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage! Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there. (pause) Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee! Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised! Owner: No no! 'E's pining! Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! (pause) Owner: Well, I'd better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of parrots. possibly one of the greatest skits of all time...
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:14 pm
Nami Tsuki *sleep talks*
yes... prinniesdood... familiar...
*wakes up*
I KNOW YOU!!! IT wasn't me! I swear! scream ...Fine it was me! And i'm proud of it SEE!? SEE!?
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:16 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:17 pm
No Nami! Squee, Devi, Angel, can you wake Nami up?
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:17 pm
*continues poking the body with a stick* (If you've ever played Half-Life (the second part of it, anyway, not Half-Life 2), you'd know this is the scientific way)
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:18 pm
o.O *pokes again* Eh? Oh, well. *starts walking away but runs into a pole* Ow... xp
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:18 pm
No, aretoo's not "tossing his cookies"; he's tempting Nami with baked goods... eeesh
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