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 Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:19 pm
Oh dear. What happened, Slim?
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:20 pm
You just seemed a bit attached, Lobo. But you're adopted now, so no backsies!
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:22 pm
*huggles Lobo*
Heh, I'm fine.. I was just a little annoyed by an employee at Game Workshop (one of those stores that sells miniature armies. Warhammer Fantasy/40k, etc). I went in there because I wanted to buy a few batallions of Empire soldiers... And the following conversation ensued:
Him: You need the time?
Me: No, I want to start an army.
Him: Oh. Seriously?!
Me: ....Yes? I'm just starting out simple. An Empire batallion or two.
Him: Er.... Empire?..... Are you sure I can't interest you in some Wood Elves, maybe?
Me: ....No, I don't want Wood Elves. I want to play with Empire.
Him: But... Well, which one do you think looks cooler?
Me: Well, I guess Wood Elves. But I like Empire.
Him: But... You see, I think you'd be more happy with an army you think looks cool.
Me: No, I don't want an army that just looks cool. I want to trample people with cavalry.
Him: ...Are you sure? I think you'd like Wood Elves more...
Me: No, I want an army that I can have total control over. Something basic, powerful. Something that'll do what I tell it to do.
Him: Like a boyfriend, amirite? wink
Me: *facepalm*
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:23 pm
Well, at least the poor geek had the courage to go for it, Slim.
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:26 pm
Erv: Yay, no backsies! ^.^
Slim: Hmmm... I would have gotten a bunch of the little battalions of your Empire guys, taken them up to the register, then set them up in formation and sent them to attack the guy... But that's just me ^.^
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:26 pm
Wow...GW employees are just like that over here too. xd
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:26 pm
@Erv: lol I don't think he was flirting with me, Pudding. I think he was just trying to sort of... relate to me with a joke.
@Bruns: xd Hopefully not to you?... I think he just kept pressing the Wood Elves on me because I'm "a little girl". He didn't bug the other customers like that....
@Lobo: Ah, I shoulda done that!
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:27 pm
They're the exact same here. That's hilarious.
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:31 pm
And why elves? Elves are pansies! You need Dwarves! Or the Empire, that works, too. Or Orcs! Come on, elves are lame. And give you cancer. Elvish Cancer. It's been documented!
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:32 pm
Slim95 @Erv: lol I don't think he was flirting with me, Pudding. I think he was just trying to sort of... relate to me with a joke. @Bruns: xd Hopefully not to you?... I think he just kept pressing the Wood Elves on me because I'm "a little girl". He didn't bug the other customers like that.... @Lobo: Ah, I shoulda done that! Well it worse for me. I got into a argument with a guy there and got kicked out of the store by one of the managers.
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:32 pm
@Celes: In retrospect, it was pretty funny.... rofl I think I'm going to build an army of bloody Lizard Men just to shock the other players.
@Bruns: What? How'd you do that? xd
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:40 pm
What a special experience.
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:40 pm
I would have punched him.
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:42 pm
I was going to start to play 40k with my friends, so I went to go GW store about 2 hours away (only one near here). I go to ask the dude who works there what the best army is. Him being a smart a**, says "Well...I'm pretty sure you play Starcraft, so go with Tyranid." I don't know why, but I get pissed at this (the whole Starcraft and Korean thing). Me being another wise guy, I retaliate back by "Dude...this is why you don't get girls."
Everything after that just gets worse and worse...such as "You'll never ever be successful in life. All you do is play your game and nothing else. You suck at life."
I get out of hand...meanwhile my friends are just in total shock.
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:45 pm
Well, did you do the little chuckle before you said that? It would have been perfect, then.
As for the follow-up, a fist-meets-mouth exchange probably wouldn't have been out of order.
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