you're fired!!!!

[TxTiNK]

You're fired for not wearing one of these lovely little hairnets.

 

[Auntie sindy]

You're fired for not wearing any shoes!  

[TxTiNK]

You're fired for trying to fire our employees... we have told you over and over again that you do not work here... quit messing with our people... lol

 

[Auntie sindy]

^Lol that made me laugh

You're fired for getting me into trouble.  

[PatBenatar1]

you're fired for firing someone for getting you in trouble.  

[Auntie sindy]

You're fired because I said so.  

[TxTiNK]

(@ Sindy: ask Ms. B... that's what I am often aiming for... we all need a good laugh!!)

But now I have to let you go because I told you my secret... it fire you or kill you and I like you too much to kill you. wink

 

[PatBenatar1]

(@Auntie sindy & TxTiNK: Yes it is true miss TxTiNK quite enjoys making us laughing to the point where I have nearly spit a mouth full of water on my laptop a few days ago, luckily I was able to swallow first. it is true laughter is good for you, it's scientifically proven it releases endorphins (happy chemical) in the brain)

Now I must you fire you because you threatened to kill another worker and even though you chose not to you still thought about it.  

[TxTiNK]

Well, I had to fire you because you kept leaving the water running in the restroom...

 

[PatBenatar1]

we had to let you go because you kept complaining about taps being left on.  

[TxTiNK]

We really let you go because as well as leaving the faucets on, you stuffed the sink with paper towels!! I was hoping to not bring it up...

 

[PatBenatar1]

you're fired cause all you do is play cards all day.  

[Auntie sindy]

You're fired because you are not wearing your uniform!  

[PatBenatar1]

you're fired for taking a sick day to go to a convention.  

[Auntie sindy]

You're fired for wearing jewellery.