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 Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:48 pm
Granted. She becomes a stalker.
I wish I had a date.
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 3:07 pm
Granted, too bad your date is a no show.
I wish i had infinite bullets!
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:10 pm
granted, but they are all used against you.
I wish I wasn't forever alone.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:15 pm
Granted. Now you're stuck with the most repulsive woman ever for the rest of your life.
I wish I didn't have to do a presentation tomorrow.
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:19 pm
Granted, you got an F.
I wish I had a ring of comfort.
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Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:29 pm
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Granted, the ring was uncomfortable itself.
I wish for eternal happiness.
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Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 6:26 pm
Granted. You're in a coma on morphine.
I wish I found all the money I ever lost.
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Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 6:29 pm
Granted. It's inside a locked safe made of adamantium. And there's no lock or way to pick it open.
I wish I could see into women's locker rooms without getting caught.
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Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:08 pm
Granted. It's only for locker rooms that women over the age of 70 use.
I wish my flamethrower fuel never ran out.
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Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:24 pm
Granted, but you have to stay in one place or the fuel line will get cut off from your tank.
I wish I could eat garlic without having bad breath.
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Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:02 pm
Granted, but you're a vampire, so it kills you.
I wish my victims wouldn't scream quite so loudly while I burn them to death. It hurts the ears sometimes.
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Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:02 am
Granted. They're all dead.
I wish for a broken knife.
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Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 10:06 pm
Granted. *stabs you so hard the knife breaks*
I wish for more experimental test subjects, preferably of the living variety.
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Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 10:30 pm
Granted. Each one of these test subject has five minutes to live. Cancer's a b***h.
I wish Eternal didn't harbor a grudge against me.
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Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 5:57 pm
Granted. He let his wrath out on you.
I wish I was reunited with my cat.
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