[ Terra ]
Sanzo, yes. Yes, we are. *Climbs into a kangaroos pouch and rides off into the sunset*
So a Texan cattleman was visiting the Australian outback and decided to visit one of the ranches. The proud Aussie was showing him the cattle he had and the Texan bellowed, "You call these cattle? Why, my Texas Longhorns have horns
twice that size!"
The agitated Aussie took him to the top of a hill to show him the expanse of his land and the Texan declared, "You call
this a ranch?! Why, in Texas this would be nothing more than a hobby farm!"
The disguisted Aussie was driving the Texan back to his car when a bunch of Kangaroo went bounding past. The Texan was wide-eyed as the Aussie stopped the ute with a jerk, "Wha-what was
that?!"
The Aussie just smiled, "What, haven't you seen grasshoppers before?"